Certified/certifiable English teacher and all-around RPG addict. Other weaknesses include greasy food, grunge music, and girls with glasses. Sometimes I write things that people read.

This trooper provides examples of:

* BerserkButton - Anything involving violence against women or children.
* BigBeautifulMan
* BigFun
* ChivalrousPervert
* CloudCuckoolander
* LargeHam - Given to breaking into a song if something even vaguely reminds him of it.
* NiceGuy - With hints of BewareTheNiceOnes.
* SadClown