Troper Wall / Matts Life Ruined 123

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Bring it Fairyland! - MkayRose

• My life's been ruined, to! - Sourguy
• hi squidward - coemedypink
• I was working in the lab late one night
• When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
• For my monster from his slab began to rise
• And suddenly to my surprise
• He did the Monster Mash
• (The Monster Mash)
• It was a graveyard smash
• (He did the Mash)
• It caught on in a flash
• (He did the Mash)
• He did the Monster Mash
• From my laboratory in the castle east
• To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
• The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
• To get a jolt from my electrodes
• They did the Monster Mash
• (The Monster Mash)
• It was a graveyard smash
• (They did the Mash)
• It caught on in a flash
• (They did the Mash)
• They did the Monster Mash
• The zombies were having fun
• The party had just begun
• The guests included Wolf Man
• Dracula and his son
• The scene was rockin', all were diggin' the sounds
• Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
• The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
• With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
• They played the Monster Mash
• (The Monster Mash)
• It was a graveyard smash
• (They played the Mash)
• It caught on in a flash
• (They played the Mash)
• They played the Monster Mash
• Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
• Seems he was troubled by just one thing
• He opened the lid and shook his fist
• And said
• "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
• It's now the Monster Mash
• (The Monster Mash)
• And it's a graveyard smash
• (It's now the Mash)
• It's caught on in a flash
• (It's now the Mash)
• It's now the Monster Mash
• Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
• And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
• For you, the living, this Mash was meant too
• When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
• Then you can Monster Mash
• (The Monster Mash)
• And do my graveyard smash
• (Then you can Mash)
• You'll catch on in a flash
• (Then you can Mash)
• Then you can Monster Mash
• Mmgrrrr (Monster Mash)
• Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy
• Mmgrrrr, mash good

- Ellipsicle