Tear Jerker / Team America: World Police

  • The "End of an Act" song montage.
  • "I'm So Ronery" can make you really feel bad for Kim Jong Il, when you think about it.
  • Despite the fact that Gary is obviously lying through his teeth, a number of people actually cried at his fake backstory when he was captured by the terrorists.
  • Gary's Heroic B.S.O.D. after the Panama disaster and learning that the entire world hates the titular team.
  • Let's not forget about "Freedom Isn't Free" and "Pearl Harbor Sucked". when one listens to the tone, the mood can make you approach tearfulness.