In one blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment during the dogfight between Team America and Korean aircraft, one of the shots of Spottswoode shows him strafing on his chair upside-down.
"I'm gonna cut off your fucking balls and shove them up your ass so that next time you shit, you'll shit on your balls!
Kim Jong-Il dumping Hans Blix into the shark tank: "There you go, Hans Brix! How do you like that, you fucking cocksucker!? Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am, Hans Brix?! Well fuck you! You want an inspection? Well inspect that you butt fucking piece of shit!". Right before that, there was Hans' "threat" to Kim Jong-Il.
Hans: I must be firm. Let me inspect all of your palace, or else!
Gary hopping aboard the flying limo for the first time:
Gary: Okay, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Spottswoode: Really? Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
Spottswoode: So, then you haven't see everything!
Special mention for the "Giant panthers" which are actually two normal sized, playful kittens. Not even angry kittens, just two normal kittens, padding about, made to look huge because the puppets are so small. Beats Night of the Lepus giant rabbits for the coveted "Least threatening giant monster animal" award.
"I'm so ronery" is both funny and sad at the same time
Spottswoode giving Gary a weapon to kill himself in case of capture... which turns out to be a hammer. A small one.
The fact that the words 'giant socialist weasel' above actually link to that particular page is a Crowning Moment Of Funny for this page in general, I think.
Spotswood: There's no-one else to stop Kim Jong-Il!
Gary: Let me go.
Spotswood: You? You're a butt-fucking quitter!
While the scene where The Team gets ambushed by North Koreans and terrorists from Durka-Durkastan is not exactly funny, this particular line had this troper chuckling: "We have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.! Repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!"
Childish, but: "In an ideal future, we solve problems and dispose of dangerous people with words, not violence. That is the F.A.G. way! [...] They'll look back and say, 'Wow, way to go FAG. You really made the world a better place, didn't you FAG?'"
"Derka Derka, Mohammed Jihad." AKA the entire Arabic language.
Kim Jong-il getting fed up with his allies. "Okay, who brew up Panama Canal!?" [...] Goddamn it, how many times do I have to terr you? You don't use the WMDs untir you see the signar. I have worked ten years on this pran. It is a very precise and a compricated pran. I am sick of you terrorists fucking it up. Now take the weapons where I tord you and wait for the fucking signar this time! Goodbye!".
"9/11 times a hundred? Oh my god, that would be..."
Spottswoode: We will disguise you as a terrorist and take you deep into the Middle East. If your acting is successful, you'll be able to get us all the information we need to stop this whole thing from happening. Of course, if you're not interested, there's the door.
Gary: All right, thanks. (walks out the door)
When Gary is having a Heroic B.S.O.D. after hearing about the destruction of the Panama Canal, the utterly serious mood is dashed with this priceless exchange:
Gary: You see?! All I do is hurt people!
Lisa: Gary, you didn't kill your brother! Those gorillas did!
"Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them." It's like Insane Troll Logic had a baby with tautology and let the baby smoke valium until it came up with the most ridiculous thing anyone has ever said.
"There's no 'I' in 'Team America'!"
Yes there is.
When Mount Rushmore is on TV:
Sarah: Hey, that's here! (Joe stares at her in disbelief that she'd be so dense)
Slightly justified in that this is supposed to be their "secret" base.
Sean Penn trying to rally anti-Team America support.
"Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles."
After the Panama Canal has been blown up:
Spottswoode: It appears now that I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E was wrong about the Chechnyans being in charge. That was bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. Very bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.: I'm sorry.
The "Everyone has AIDS" song from Gary's Broadway performance.