Sliding Scale of midway High Striker Level Names
0: Go home, wimp!
1: The no-good, naughty novice club.
2: Meaty-ochre mallet masher!
3: Come on, give that baby some more "oomph!"
4: First-time adventurer.
5: You've got muscles on your muscles!
6: Look at you, you superhero!
7: You hit that thing with the strength of an ogre. Keep it goin'!
8: The weight of Planet Earth is within you.
9: Soar through the stars!
10:*Bonk* Edge of the universe!
- Viracochaxevious
