->''"I'm moist like a snack cake down there!"''

''Strangers With Candy'' was a [[BlackComedy darkly comic]] sitcom that ran from 1999 to 2000 on Creator/ComedyCentral and created by comedians Creator/AmySedaris, Paul Dinello and Creator/StephenColbert.

Jerri Blank, a "46-year-old boozer, user, and loser", ran away from home when she was young and spent thirty-two years doing things we'd really, ''really'' rather not hear about, no matter how eager she is to tell us about that donkey show in Tijuana. After spending time in the slammer for stealing a TV, Jerri decides to abandon her life of debauchery and go back to exactly where she left off- as a freshman at Flatpoint High.

Of course, seeing as ''Strangers With Candy'' is based entirely on [[SpoofAesop Spoof Aesops]], Jerri's intentions of leaving her twisted, drug-addled past behind her never come to fruition. In her own words: "Oh, I'm still doin' the wrong things, but at least I'm doing them the right way." This mockery of after-school specials focuses less on the students and more on the adults concerned with nothing but their own selfish needs.

Jerri was based on [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florrie_Fisher Florrie Fisher]], and many of Jerri's stories about her past are taken directly from Fisher's film ''The Trip Back'', the inspiration for ''Strangers With Candy''. Some comparisons [[http://www.jerriblank.com/swcmisc.html#florrie here]].

Sample plot: In the first episode, Jerri attempts to befriend a popular girl by supplying her with homemade drugs. The popular girl winds up in a coma, and Jerri spends much of the episode somewhat in guilt. When the girl dies, it seems as though Jerri will finally own up to what she has done -- but Jerri throws a memorial party instead, gaining the popularity she's wanted all along.

Oh, and every episode [[DancePartyEnding ends with some kind of a dance sequence]].

The show starred creators Creator/StephenColbert (Chuck Noblet), Paul Dinello (Geoffrey Jellineck), and Creator/AmySedaris (Jerri Blank). (Fourth co-creator Mitch Rouse appeared on the show only once.) It lasted for three seasons on Comedy Central, from 1999 to 2000, and was briefly revived for [[TheMovie a movie]] in 2006.
!!Provides examples of:

* AlphaBitch: Fran from the finale.
* AnimatedCreditsOpening
* AnythingThatMoves: Jerri is frequently being shown as being attracted to men and women, although she rarely does much about the latter. Not to mention her history in Tijuana with Ramone the Donkey.
* AuthorCatchphrase: "[[Series/TheColbertReport Think about it - I haven't.]]"
* AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther: Chuck and Geoffrey in ''Hit and Run''.
* BigNo: Orlando at the mall when Jerri [[spoiler: leaves him to return to the cult.]] Followed by her flatly delivering a BluntYes to the camera as she walks away and the episode ends.
* BitingTheHandHumor: In the last episode, two property developers show up at Flatpoint High and repeatedly deny that they're tearing it down and building a strip mall, even as classrooms are demolished and food outlets built in their place. At the end of the episode, the teachers and students [[TrashTheSet go on a rampage of destruction and burn down the school]], with one teacher gloating "They'll never turn it into a strip mall now!" The RealitySubtext: the property developers were based on two Comedy Central network execs. ''Strangers With Candy'' was being cancelled, and replaced with a show called ''Strip Mall'' (which also didn't last long).
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Jerri addresses the camera at the beginning of the episode, and sometimes mid-show ("Let's read it now"). Creator/WinonaRyder also does it when she delivers the aesop in the finale.
* {{Catchphrase}}:
** "I've got somethin' t' say!"
** "But I'll be the laughingstock of Flatpoint Hiiiigh!"
** To a lesser extent, "Where have I heard those words before?" and "I guess we'll never know."
** Noblet's "Eyes to the back of the room!"
* TheCheerleader: Frequently seen in the series, with Jerri trying out for the squad in "The Blank Page."
* ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere: Episode "The Virgin Jerri".
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Often by many characters.
* {{Corpsing}}: When [[Creator/StephenColbert Colbert]]-as-Noblet runs out of breath in his credits dance of "Blank Stare", you can actually hear the ''cameraman'' giggling.
* DancePartyEnding: [[OnceAnEpisode Every single episode]].
* DifferentInEveryEpisode: The Flatpoint High sign, which may show a message pertaining to the episode's plot, or to its impending "moral."
* DoWrongRight: "Oh, I'm still making the wrong decisions, but I'm doing them the right way."
* DysfunctionJunction: Flatpoint High has apathetic or incompetent teachers, and insane students...but that's the show's signature humor.
* DysfunctionalFamily: The Blanks, obviously. Jerri is an ex-prostitute and drug addict who is known for her (often, unintentionally) racist remarks, which she seems to have inherited from her father Guy (who owns Klan robes, once called Principal Blackman "an ugly word", and for his funeral, requested "no darkies" to attend). Her stepmother Sara hates her, [[ParentalFavoritism favors her son Derrick]] is openly racist, and is having an affair with the meat man. Jerri's half-brother Derrick is an untalented DumbJock who believes that he is all that.
* EatenAlive: [[spoiler: Jerri's daddy in "The Goodbye Guy."]]
* EggSitting: Spoofed in "A Burden's Burden," in which Jerri and Tammi have to care for a ''real'' baby for a school assignment.
* {{Egopolis}}: Flatpoint High is a high school rather than a city, but count the sheer number of images of Principal Blackman in the building, not even counting the loudspeakers coming out of posters of him with flashing eyes.
** Played up in the two-part "The Blank Stare", in order to indulge in some HypocriticalHumor as Blackman rales about the dangers of cult leaders and how they indoctrinate impressionable minds
* FantasticDrug: Glint. You just spread it... on your ''lips''.
* FantasticRacism: Against new people to the school
* FatSuit: Creator/AmySedaris wears padding around her middle. It's not as extreme as some examples of the trope, but she appears noticeably thicker than she normally is.
* GoofySuit: The high school {{Mascot}}, the Concrete Donkey, is seen several times, and is dragged across the stage and left injured following the crowning of the homecoming queen in "Jerri Is Only Skin Deep."
* HighSchool: The main setting is Flatpoint High, after all.
* HighSchoolDance: The plot of "Bogie Nights."
* HypocriticalHumor: Taking this UpToEleven is a staple of the show. Examples include Principal Blackman commanding students to avoid falling in with a cult from a giant portrait with flashing eyes. Also, Noblet and Jellineck, who are having a gay affair, frequently toss around anti-gay slurs. So does omnisexual Jerri.
** On a similar note: in the movie, Megawatti asks Jerri if she's thinking about entering the science fair, to which Jerri replies, "Nah, I'm thinkin' about pussy. ''The science fair's for queers''."
* IfItWasFunnyTheFirstTime: Dialogue shared with ''Literature/{{Wigfield}}'':
** "You can't unfry things."
** "Think about it - I haven't." ''(See also AuthorCatchphrase.)''
** "It was an eye." "It was a mouth." "Look, all I know is that when I tried to feed him there it would wink at me."
* JerkAss: ''Everyone'' gets a opportunity to be one at least once per episode. Jerri herself most often comes across as a JerkWithAHeartOfGold
* LargeHam: Many of the characters, and moreso most of the faculty, but ''especially'' Principal Blackman.
** "And by audacity I mean huuubris, overweeeening priiiide!"
* MeaningfulName: Onyx Blackman.
** Stew the meat-man, Seamus the son of the closeted homosexual... Cassie Pines the grief counselor was meant to evoke "casket" and "pine box." Even Jerri Blank is sort of a retroactive example -- originally "Blank" was just the placeholder while they tried to figure out what her name should be, but they grew attached to it, deciding it was "just ugly enough," and it works in light of Jerri's unrelenting ignorance, apathy and naivete, and for double-meaning episode titles like "The Blank Page" and "Behind Blank Eyes." She's also one of the many white students cast as black characters in the school play whose last name suggests her whiteness.
* TheMunchausen: Jerri.
* NeverLearnedToRead: Jerri is revealed to be illiterate while trying out for the cheerleading squad in "The Blank Page."
* NiceShoes: Flairs in "A Price Too High for Riches."
** Notable for their {{Slogan}}, "Damn, that's a long lace."
* OnceAnEpisode: "I GOT SUMPIN' TA SAYY!!" and a DancePartyEnding.
** Several episodes in the first season feature Jerri keeping an unusual pet on the top shelf of her locker, and the pet meeting an unfortunate death at the episode's end.
* PassThePopcorn: As Jerri witnesses her father's death, she yells "Daddyyyyyyy!" and takes a bite of her hotdog.
* PlayingATree: When the school put on the play Theatre/ARaisinInTheSun, the three lead roles were given to the only white people in the drama club. All of the remaining students, who were black, were given roles as trees.
* PornStache: In "Yes You Can't," Noblet has a prominent fake moustache to go with his "secret" dream of being a rock star. Hilariously, when he performs Music/{{Kansas}}' "Carry On Wayward Son" in the DancePartyEnding, he rips off the moustache as if it's the badass thing to do.
* PublicServiceAnnouncement: The episode about the fake marriages ends with one of these featuring Bebe Neuwirth: "Sadly, 1/2 of all marriages will end in divorce. That's 75%! The other 25% end in drunk driving accidents. So don't get married and then drink and drive."
* PunBasedTitle: Several episode titles play on Jerri's last name: "Behind Blank Eyes," "The Blank Page," and "The Blank Stare."
** "Bogie Nights" takes its title from the theme of the school dance, a play on "[[Film/BoogieNights Boogie Nights]]" and the golf term "bogey."
** Also "The Virgin Jerri," [[spoiler: "The Goodbye Guy,"]] and "Jerri's Burning Issue."
* PunnyName: Dr. Zorders in "Jerri's Burning Issue."
* RaceLift: PlayedForLaughs. School production of "Theatre/ARaisinInTheSun" casts only white people as main characters.
** Jellineck [[PlayingATree casts the black students as trees]]. And says he had to fire one of them because of an "attitude problem."
* ReplacedTheThemeTune
* SadistShow
* ScienceFair: The plot of TheMovie.
* SexyShirtSwitch: Noblet and Jellineck in "There Once Was A Blank From Nantucket".
* SlidingScaleOfSillinessVersusSeriousness: Very much on the silly end of the scale.
* SorryILeftTheBGMOn: Used throughout one episode in different places with different parts of a song with unlikely yet relevant lyrics ("You are large and quite obese, fat fat fat fat FAT FAT FAT, OINK OINK OINK OI-"), including a particularly heinous example where it mentions the exact actions of the characters in the room by name. At one point Jerri sticks a fork into the speaker, commenting [[LampshadeHanging "I can't believe that's the number one song!"]]
* SpoofAesop: OnceAnEpisode, Jerri or another character delivers a twisted, often amoral lesson.
* SuckySchool: Particularly evident in TheMovie, in which the school board threatens to defund the school on the basis of its terrible performance.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: "What ever happened to Daisy?" "No one really knows, but I know where she wasn't buried: under this shoe store!"
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: In TheMovie Orlando is no where to be found. Instead, we have Megawatti, who is exactly like Orlando. Apparently Orlando's actor didn't want to continue being the butt of race jokes.
* TeenDrama: A... no, ''the'' parody! Second only to ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh.''
* TrashTheSet: The final episode
* TwoTeacherSchool - Other than Noblet, Jellineck, and Principal Blackman, the only other faculty include a gym teacher, a secretary, and a counselor (played by Creator/JaneaneGarofalo) who shows up in one episode and the StarStudded Finale.
** "I've got 3,000 students and nearly a dozen teachers, surely one of them can prove to be exceptional."
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: Everyone, but Jerri most of all.
** Colbert described the process of writing the show as taking basic morality plays and having everyone involved make "the wrongest choice possible."
* VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory: The creators described the show as their imagining of what would happen if Florrie Fisher went back to high school.
* WickedStepmother: Sara