I clean!
Page best read in the voice of Kimiko Glenn.
*A short, cyclopian lady runs up a stage.*
Sometimes, I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!
...What do you mean, "introduce myself first"? I want to do the jumping now! ...What do you mean, we're not playing trust fall right now?
Fine... I'm Niffty! I'm the housekeeper for the Hazbin Hotel. Alastor summoned me to cook and clean. But sometimes I do my own things! Like fighting bugs, putting on roach puppet shows, and punishing bad boys! Heeheehee...
Yay, tropes!
- Affectionate Nickname: The kitty and the spider call me "Niff"!
- All Girls Want Bad Boys: I really like bad boys! And working for the hotel means I get to meet new ones every day... including Lucifer, the ultimate bad boy!
- Animal Motifs: I like to stab cockroaches, but people say I'm a lot like one, with the way I scuttle around, survive things I probably shouldn't, and hatey-hate-HATE dirt!
- Ax-Crazy: What do you mean? Axes aren't stabby enough for me! And what's so crazy about being stabby in the first place?
- Beware the Silly Ones: Nobody thought I was going to be the one to kill Adam!
- Bad People Abuse Animals: Sometimes, I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others! ...What do you mean, I already said that?
- Can't Hold Her Liquor: When I went to the club, everything went spinny after a few sips! Nobody let me have any more after that, but luckily I found something even better... cleaning supplies!
- Casual Kink: Pain is the best, and I love taking it as much as I love dishing it out!
- Cute and Psycho: I'm small, I'm pretty, but most of all, I'm stabby!
- Genki Girl: I never stop running around the hotel! How could anyone, with all the messes everywhere?
- Giggling Villain: Heeheeheeheehee...
- Horrifying the Horror: The people in Hell can be scary, but something about me's extra scary! Even the moth man Angel Dust hates, the TV man Alastor hates, and their red-headed lady friend get creeped out when I get going! Heeheehee...
- Little Girls Kick Shins: What Sir Pentious deserves for being a fake bad boy!
- Misery Trigger: I clean up every mess I see! But when people call me the mess, it makes me cry...
- Morality Pet: Even the baddest boys at the hotel are nice to me and keep me safe! Why are they so lame?
- Neat Freak: Messes are my worst enemy next to bugs!
- Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: Sometimes I want to do it, but most of the time I scare people just by existing!
- Perpetual Smiler: Probably why Alastor likes me!
- Psycho Knife Nut: And knives are just one of the many pointy things I've poked into people!
- Team Chef: Just one of the many reasons people keep me around!
...Can I still do the fall?
*splat* Yay, pain!
