They handle the more minor crimes and unnecessary stuff.
Leadership
Marge Gunderson
See here for more information on her.
Rosco P. Coltrane
See here for more information on him.
Theft and Petty Crime Division (TPCD)
Jacques Clouseau
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau, God of Foolish Detectives and Heroic Inspectors
- Lesser God
- Rank: O-6 (Chief Inspector)
- Symbol: A beautiful diamond with a pink, panther-shaped flaw at its heart
- Alignment:
Lawful Good - Reason for Joining: For ze honor of France!
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Unconfirmed, but has done nothing to betray the GUAG, so his loyalty is assumed moderate.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but his chaotic abilities make him a Wild Card.
Bajirao Singham
Inspector Bajirao Singham, God of Title Theme Tunes
- Lesser God
- Rank: O-5 (Inspector)
- Symbol: The Goa Police Emblem
◊. Alternatively, his motorcycle - Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Chief Wiggum
Clancy Wiggum, God of Cops Straddling The Line Of Incompetence And Malice
- Demigod
- Rank: O-4 (Police Lieutenant), demoted
- Symbol: The Springfield Police badge
- Theme Song: COPS: In Springfield
- Alignment: Lawful Stupid
Thomson and Thompson
- Rank: O-3 (Detective Sergeant, both)
Axe Cop
- Rank: O-2 (Police Corporal)
Traffic Police
Doughnut Sheriff
- Rank: O-4 (Police Lieutenant)
Yumi Miyamoto
- Rank: O-4 (Assistant Inspector)
Bad Cop
- Rank: O-3 (Police Sergeant)
Naeko Miike
- Rank: O-3 (Police Sergeant)
Brian O'Connor
- Rank: O-2 (Police Corporal)
