Recap / 'Til Death Do Us Blart

• Til Death Do Us Blart 2015: Griffin had food poisoning while he watched the movie. Travis liked the movie the most, laughing 11 times; Justin and Tim tried to find the silver lining; and Griffin and Guy were fairly thoroughly disgusted by it.

• Til Death Do Us Blart 2016: Travis mentions that Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is the first movie Travis ever showed to his daughter Bebe. Travis enjoyed the movie even more this year, with 13 laughs.

• Til Death Do Us Blart 2017: Griffin paired the movie with the album The Dark Side of the Moon, in the vein of Dark Side of the Rainbow. Guy, Tim, and Travis all traveled to Huntington to watch the film and record the podcast at Justin's house. Everyone except for Guy enjoyed the film.

• Til Death Do Us Blart 2018: Guy had to watch and record while in India; Tim watched the original Paul Blart: Mall Cop after he dropped his smartphone on the bathroom floor, ruining it; Griffin watched the film with his son Henry; and Justin watched it with his daughter Charlie. Griffin is the only one who enjoyed the film, laughing more than he did previously. All of the hosts seem to forget that there is an IMDb trivia entry about the Shadow Man, something they discussed in the previous episode.

• Til Death Do Us Blart 2019: Griffin watched with his wife Rachel, Travis also watched the first movie, and Tim took a tab of acid immediately before watching the movie. Travis did not laugh a single time this year. All of the hosts seem to forget that the co-writer for the film, Nick Bakay, was the voice of Salem in Sabrina the Teenage Witch, something they discussed in the previous episode.

• Bonus Episode: Origins: Released on April 28, 2020, the hosts watched and reviewed the original Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which may actually be even worse than the sequel. This is the only episode so far not to feature the "Not today, Death!" sign-off.

• Til Death Do Us Blart 2020: The hosts recorded the podcast in sync with the movie, so that the episode serves as a commentary track. However, the podcast can still be listened to and followed without watching along. This was the first time Justin watched the movie sober. Tim was on a bush walk during the time of recording, which meant that he found himself calling the other hosts from the attic of an old cottage, filled with dolls. Guy, Justin, and Griffin are in agreement that this may have been their least favorite watch so far.

• Til Death Do Us Blart 2021: Justin watched the movie in French, which he claims increased his enjoyment by letting him pay attention to the script. Due to a scheduling error, Travis watched it twice in one week. A theory is posited that because the turning points of both movies are when Blart crashes from his hypoglycemia, the second halves of both movies, and potentially, all of Paul Blart 2, are the dying dreams of Paul Blart. The hosts speculate on the potential plot of Paul Blart 3, including 'Paul Blart is back in a mall, but there's Universal Monsters this time', and 'Paul Blart: Sea Cop, where he's on a cruise ship. Guy shocks the rest of the hosts by nominating Remy Batt, Tim's 7-week-old son, as his successor.