A species of endangered female centaurs enlist Tigtone and Helpy to locate the Fertile Centaur before sundown so they can procreate and produce offspring. But to Tigtone's disdain, he discovers that this is a fetch quest!
- Archnemesis Dad: The Bee Centaur pursues her father as vengeance for creating a freak of nature such as her, eventually killing him via bee sting. However, they reconcile during their last moments when the Fertile Centaur states that he will always love his daughter no matter what.
- Character Development: Tigtone eventually learns that escort quests aren't bad and fully dedicates himself to finishing the quest.
- Escort Mission: Tigtone holds an extreme contempt towards escort quests as he believes it to be the most tedious quest. It gets to the point that he almost abandons the quest, something that Tigtone would never do.
- Extreme Omnisexual: The Fertile Centaur will impregnate anything within his range, ranging from farm animals to bees.
- Hot Skitty-on-Wailord Action: The Fertile Centaur is capable of impregnating anything regardless of size. This includes a queen bee, resulting in an offspring that is half-centaur, half-bee that has the thorax, wings and size of a bee and the front half of a centaur.
- My God, What Have I Done?: Helpy is horrified by the offspring produced by him and the centaurs and regrets taking on the fetch quest. Tigtone on the other hand finds them very beautiful.
- Title Drop: "No, you have made the Freaks of Love!"
