Lord Festus enlists the help of his arch enemy Tigtone and Helpy to discover the source of a cursed rain that turns his beloved ugly kingdom into a wretched beautiful one. High in the beautiful skies, the duo discover that the source comes from the blood of the beautiful unicorns, who are at war over who is the most beautiful!
- Asshole Victim: It is hard to feel sympathy for any of the beautiful unicorns because of how painfully narcissistic they are.
- Enemy Mine: Lord Festus has to hire his arch enemy Tigtone to save his kingdom from the horrors of beauty.
- Pet the Dog: Before he completes his quest, Tigtone makes the denizens of the realm of ugliness stop crying and start feeling good about themselves again by humiliating Helpy in front of them.
- Spoof Aesop: Said by Tigtone as usual.
Tigtone: Maybe it is better to be ugly in the inside AND the outside.
