Homer is blackmailed by Patty and Selma after losing his mortgage money on a bad investment. Meanwhile, Bart is forced to sign up for ballet class after coming to school late on the day the kids pick their favorite sports to play in gym class, and a Russian ballet teacher (voiced by Susan Sarandon) convinces Bart to embrace the allegedly girly dance.

!Tropes used in the episode
* BalletEpisode: Bart's storyline.
* CoincidentalBroadcast: Lampshaded when Homer wonders how to make some money. An ad for limo drivers appears on the TV, even though he realizes no one turned it on or off.
* GettingTheBoot: After his secret is exposed to Marge, Homer tosses Patty and Selma out of the house in this manner. Amusingly, in-between throws, he accidently throws Marge out; he brings her back inside before resuming the throws.
-->'''Homer:''' I never want to see you again! You either.
* {{Jerkass}}: Patty and Selma really up the ante here, gloating about their success in front of Homer, blackmailing Homer about being in debt to them, revealing the debt to Marge anyways, and failing him on his chauffeur's test (until Homer has to save them from being fired for smoking in a government building). See UngratefulBastard.
* PinkIsForSissies: What the other boys think of ballet. When Bart reveals to the audience of his love for ballet, the other boys chase him out of the school, intending to beat him up.
* RealMenWearPink: Enforced on Bart when forced to take ballet classes. He soon finds out he has talent, and accepts ballet.
* ShoutOut: Bart being told to "use the ballet", in a similar matter to "[[StarWars Use the Force]]"
* TakingTheHeat: When Patty and Selma are about to lose their promotions as punishment for smoking at their workplace, Homer helps them by telling their supervisor that he was the one who was smoking.
* UngratefulBastard: Subverted. When Homer saves Patty and Selma from losing their promotions, they apologize and forgive the debt.