Release: April 27, 2011
Countdown: Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress
- Bella Swan
- Princess Peach
- Jar-Jar Binks
- Scrappy-Doo
- Jubilee
- Lois Lane
- Inspector Gadget
- Robin
- Willie and Short Round
- Kayley
- Mary Jane Watson
In the Critic's review of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Critic became so annoyed by Willie, that he moved her up to #5 and (possibly) removed Short Round, citing that he at least did stuff despite being annoying (either that, or Short Round was still left at #9, tied with Jubilee, who was moved up to #9, citing that her "fashion sense was much weirder", but "she f**king tried" being useful.)
This episode contains examples of:
- Damsel Scrappy: In-universe example. This list talks about characters who fall under this trope and what makes them so infamous. He even lists Scrappy-Doo who is notoriously well-known for creating his own trope.
- Faux Action Girl: Some characters like Kayley, Lois Lane, and Jubilee make the list because they're supposed to be "strong," and treated as if they're "strong," but they're never shown being "strong."
- Standard Hero Reward: Discussed, as he brings up the point that giving Lois Lane Character Development but also making her a Faux Action Girl is arguably more sexist than just keeping her a useless Damsel in Distress.
- Tangled Family Tree: Scrappy is Scooby's nephew, but Critic is confused if Scrappy is his nephew, cousin or weekend son.
- Tempting Fate: The Critic gets so annoyed with Peach that he wonders if one of her powers is crying. Cut to a clip of Super Princess Peach where Peach actually does using crying as a power.Critic: *blinks* ...I hate you.
- They Wasted a Perfectly Good Character: In-Universe, Critic says that Bella is a "scary character" who could have been a good Shakespearean-style villain if she was intentionally written as a Manipulative Bitch.
"Puppy Power!"
