One of the bloodiest first shooters gets the dumbest of first movies. Find out how even the Rock couldn't save this dud of a flick.
Release date: August 7, 2018
Review of: Doom
This review contains examples of:
- Eating the Eye Candy: NC considers the camera lingering on Sarge's muscles to be this for the movie. Then he looks up IMDB and discovers Hyper Fangirl did the camera work.Hyper: You sneak on set to get footage of a celebrity that you're stalking, and they credit you.
- Video Game Movies Suck: In-universe: it's definitely played straight.
"I fell in the damn hole."
