Robin tries to teach the other Titans some valuable life lessons by telling a bunch of fairytales.
- The Bard: Robin takes on this role in an attempt to teach the other Titans some valuable lessons, complete with pantaloons and a feathered cap. The other Titans constantly make fun of his outfit and claim they learned more from the Fractured Fairy Tale versions than they did from Robin.
- Dead Person Impersonation: Starfire's version of Little Red Riding Hood has her eat the wolf instead of the other way around due to extreme hunger. She then learns that he was a father and pretends that she's the wolf to avoid making his kids sad, going as far as to devour her own grandmother with them.
- Fractured Fairy Tale: Robin's attempts to tell some classic fairytales are immediately hijacked by the other Titans, resulting in things like Beast Boy-Hansel and Cyborg-Gretel eating a candy house, a breakfast house, and a meat house before rolling away with bloated stomachs while three now-homeless witches freeze to death, with the lesson being "don't make houses out of food".
- Wolverine Claws: Raven's version of the Rapunzel story depicts her with long fingernails instead of long hair. When Beast Boy refuses to climb up them because it's gross, she files them into claws and uses to grapple her way down the tower before slicing Prince Robin's clothes off and making a living as an independent superheroine that doesn't need a man.
