History Recap / StrongBadEmailE162TheChair

* UnEntendre: Bubs takes it the wrong way when Strong Bad says he's had a few too many "wipe-outs" on Red, White, and Banana.
-->'''Bubs:''' Ugh, you nasty!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' What?!

The next chair on display is "the Styleron Ecochair". Despite looking like a melted snowman, according to Bubs, this chair is "a Danoob Largo original" and "always a hit at parties", Strong Bad isn't impressed.

* ImNotDoingThatAgain: After managing to remove his face, Strong Bad says "I am ''never'' gonna do that again!"

->'''Strong Bad:''' A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!

"Keith and Pa" ("It's a father-son Strong Bad Email!") wants to know why Strong Bad hasn't replaced his old stool with something a bit more impressive. Strong Bad insists that "Ol' Stooly" is a great sitting place, but then he takes a good look at it and sees the state of disrepair and filth it's in.

->'''Bubs:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now. Like right just now!\\

First up on the market is a red, white, and blue-striped bicycle seat, which Strong Bad recognizes as "Red, White, and Banana, my old bicycle seat!" While he has fond memories of his "paper route" (which involved throwing flaming newspapers at the neighbors' houses), he also has some bad memories of "a few too many wipe-outs" on it.

->'''Homestar Chair:''' Ow.\\

The next chair on display, despite looking like a melted snowman, is according to Bubs "a Danoob Largo original, the Styleron Ecochair!" Strong Bad isn't impressed.

After a failed attempt to sell Strong Bad the chicken beaks again, Bubs wheels out the big guns with "Le Restige", a fancy high-backed leather chair.

Between the leather seat and the built-in "sweat-pants button", Strong Bad is sold, and takes Le Restige for an e-mail checking test drive. Unfortunately, the high-backed chair completely obscures the screen of the Lappy. Fortunately, it also obscures the unpleasant-sounding result of Strong Bad indulging a fan and taking off his "mask".

->'''Strong Bad:''' Ooooh... so... many... sweatpants... I can't feel my parts...

* UnsoundEffect: Strong Bad's old stool has a VisibleOdor in the shape of the word "Stank" coming off of it.

'''Strong Bad:''' Okay. Okay. Okay... But, you got anything less [[Music/{{Anthrax}} anthrax-y]]?\\

'''Strong Bad:''' Well, yeah... that is less Anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.

After a failed attempt to sell Strong Bad the chicken beaks again, he wheels out the big guns with "Le Restige", a fancy high-backed leather chair.

'''Strong Bad:''' Okay. Okay. Okay... But, you got anything less anthrax-y?\\
'''Bubs:''' I just got this old Winger album.\\

* UnsoundEffect: Strong Bad's old stool has stink-lines in the shape of the word "Stank" coming off of it.

* OwMyBodyPart: Strong Bad moans "I can't feel my parts..." after the sweat-pants button on Le Restige goes haywire. An Easter egg has Strong Sad saying the same thing after throwing out his back struggling to sit on the Ecochair.

* PerfectlyCromulentWord: "Tup" and "Crabadonk".

* CoolChair: Eventually Strong Bad gets one of these, Le Restige.

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank...\\

-->'''Bubs:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now. Like right just now!\\

-->'''Bubs:''' All right! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!\\

-->'''Homestar Chair:''' Ow.\\

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is. I have no need for a giant albino doggy-doody.

After a failed attempt to sell Strong Bad the chicken beaks again, he wheels out the big-guns with "Le Restige", a fancy high-backed leather chair.

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Style and class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just tell me it's Corinthian!\\

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Ugh! I am ''never'' gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents. (''holds up a photo, which is obscured but for a blank corner peeking over the back of the chair'')

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Ooooh... so... many... sweatpants... I can't feel my parts...

* AndIMustScream: The second chair is implied to not be Homestar Runner-shaped, but actually Homestar turned into a chair. Though his only sign of discomfort is a muttered "ow" when Strong Bad sits on him.

* FacialHorror: Strong Bad groans in agony after pulling his "mask" off, though the results are concealed by the high back of Le Restige. He promptly puts it back on and declares "I am ''never'' gonna do that again!"
* ImNotDoingThatAgain: Strong Bad says this after managing to remove his face.

'''Sender''': Keith

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Ugh! I am NEVER gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents. (''holds up a photo, which is obscured but for a blank corner peeking over the back of the chair'')

* AndIMustScream: The second chair is implied to not be Homestar Runner-shaped, but actually Homestar turned into a chair, though his only sign of discomfort is a muttered "ow" when Strong Bad sits on him.

* FacialHorror: Strong Bad groans in agony after pulling his "mask" off, though the results are concealed by the high back of Le Restige. He promptly puts it back on and declares "I am ''never'' doing that again!"

* OwMyBodyPart: Strong Bad moans "I can't feel my parts..." after the sweat-pants button on Le Restige goes haywire. An Easter egg has Strong Sad saying the same thing after throwing out his back trying to sit on the Ecochair.

'''Strong Bad:''' What?

-->''Bubs:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now. Like right just now!\\

* InnocentInnuendo: Bubs takes it the wrong way when Strong Bad says he's had a few too many "wipe-outs" on Red, White, and Banana.
-->'''Bubs:''' Ugh, you nasty!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' What?

Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.

* OwMyBodyPart: "I can't feel my parts..."
* TheUnreveal: Strong Bad rips off his mask, gurgles in pain, says he'll never do it again, then offhandedly shows a picture of his parents. The catch? A new, high-backed chair means the audience can't see any of it. Even using a flash decompiler on the cartoon is of no help, as Strong Bad's head is missing and the photo is blank, with the words [[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/the_chair#Easter_Eggs "Nice try, dodongo!"]] written on it. Naturally, the two Unrevealed things are two of the biggest mysteries of Homestar Runner.

* CoolChair: Eventually Strong Bad gets one of these.
* TheUnreveal: Strong Bad rips off his mask, gurgles in pain, says he'll never do it again, then offhandedly shows a picture of his parents. The catch? A new, high-backed chair means the audience can't see any of it. Even using a flash decompiler on the cartoon is of no help, as the photo is revealed to say [[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/the_chair#Easter_Eggs "Nice try, dodongo!"]]. Naturally, the two Unrevealed things are two of the biggest mysteries of Homestar Runner.