Jerry and his girlfriend Meryl pose as a married couple to get a dry cleaner discount. Elaine receives mixed signals from a man she likes, Greg, at the gym. George urinates in the gym shower. Kramer gets anxious when his quilt remains unfinished at the cleaners.
Tropes:
- Awful Wedded Life: Played for Laughs. When Jerry and Meryl pretend to be husband and wife, they end up going through problems. They soon "divorce" at the end.
- Master of the Mixed Message: Greg keeps giving Elaine mixed signals.
- Mistaken for Racist: As a result off staying in the tanning bed for longer than the required time due to falling asleep in it (on account of not having his quilt), Kramer looks like he's doing blackface and offends his date Anna and her family, who are all people of color.
- Potty Emergency: George's subplot is him facing embarrassment for peeing in the shower.
- Serious Business: According to Jerry, bottle wipes are big in the romance department.
- Special Guest: Courteney Cox guest stars as Jerry's girlfriend, Meryl.
