J.D. feels a little left out when Eliot's wild sorority sister, Melody comes to town. Not able to deal with being the third wheel he turns the girls against each other in the hopes that he will once again be Eliot's priority friend and, if he is lucky, that he might get to "mack" it with Melody.
- Beware the Silly Ones: Turk gets into a pissing match with Cox and totally messes with his head.
