"A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen."
— Schmidt
"Cruise" is the 23rd and final episode of New Girl's third season.
Prior to their breakup, Nick and Jess had booked a romantic couples' cruise. After finding out it was nonrefundable, they drag their friends along with them.
Tropes in this episode:
- Cabin Fever: Played for laughs. At the end the six characters are trapped together in their tiny cabin for three days. By the time the authorities let them out they've gone a little loopy.
- Cruise Episode: The episode is set on a cruise.
- Freud Was Right:Coach: They fold towels like vaginas.
Winston: They're swans, dude. - Vacation Episode: In this episode, the gang goes on a cruise.
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Tough guy Coach is revealed to be very scared of boats, and spends much of the cruise freaking out.
