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Mario Pissing Part 1.

Mario is busy urinating off a cliff while a Goomba bugs him to jump on him. Mario says that he might do it later after urinating.

Mario Pissing Part 2: Mario's Revenge.

Mario sees on Youtube that someone recorded him taking a piss while a Goomba annoys him and it got over trillion views (more than Despacito, which currently has the most views and more than the human population) and 2 billion likes with only 21 dislikes. He gets very angry and goes on a massacre to kill all the people who watched the video (which means killing basically everyone). He shoots a mentally ill man, stabs a tough man and blows up 2 FBI officers.

Mario Pissing Part 3.

The beginning is a prequel and starts between Part 1 and Part 2. Now that Mario is done pissing the Goomba aggresively bugs him to jump on him. Mario asks him why he wants to be killed and the Goomba reveals he's suicidal. Mario does the heroic thing and sends the Goomba to a psychiatrist, who cures the Goomba's depression. In Part 3 proper, Bowser congratulates Mario for becoming a villain after the massacre. However, Mario refuses to call himself a villain and says it was the right thing (which it wasn't). Bowser then says to Mario that he should just admit being a villain but Mario rudely tells him to shut up.

Mario Pissing Part 4: Squidward Shitting.

Mario and Squidward are having a conversation about the massacre at a burger joint somewhere in the US. Squidward gives a good point about killing the guy who recorded and published it to which Mario agrees. Squidward then tells Mario that he's got to take a crap. Meanwhile in the toilet comes Superintendent Chalmers and screaming for Principal Skinner. Squidward is confused and annoyed and tells him to get out so he can have some privacy. Chalmers apologises and leaves. Squidward comes back and tells Mario about the incident, to which Mario then tells Squidward that he's gonna kill the creator of the video. Squidward, while not supporting his plan, tells him good luck. Mario is annoyed that he never gets any support and shows his delusional side again.

Mario Pissing Part 5: The Final Chapter.

Meanwhile at the John F. Kennedy Airport, a heated argument over an Mafia member and a security guard is occurring because member can't bring guns to his friend in Germany. Mario is annoyed while the Mafia member keeps on being an asshole. The security guard tries to give him a civil reason why he cant bring guns but the member, once again, keeps on being an asshole. The scene then cuts to Mario in Iceland as he goes to Blaze The Movie Fan's home. Mario tells Blze why he's here to kill him, but Blaze is not afraid. He says that even if he is killed, his Clefable will resurrect him. Mario then shoots Blaze dead and pisses on Clefable, which makes her faint of disgust. Now Mario's job is over and Bowser stills tells him that he should admit himself being a villain. However, Mario still refuses to admit it, so Squidward tells Bowser to quit making Mario admit it since he's too stubborn.


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