Bobby pretends to be a high school student with a kidney disorder that stunted his growth, and helps the student body win a radio station contest, where the winner gets to have ska band No Doubt perform at the prom. Meanwhile, Hank and his friends get a Port-A-Potty for the alley after Bill has a Potty Emergency.
Tropes:
- Girlfriend in Canada: In a subversion, Connie tells Bobby that the middle school dance is sold out of tickets because the nerds who said they had dates from other schools weren't lying.
- Embarrassing Cover Up: Hank walks up to the bathroom while Peggy's plucking her moustache, not wanting to admit what she's doing she makes a fart sound to drive him away.
- Overturned Outhouse: The walls of Dale's "Porta Room" fall down when the screws pop out while Hank is using it, much to Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer's amusement and Hank's embarrassment.Dale: He's a squatter!
- Pet the Dog: The high school bullies, while having tormented Bobby and his friends, still gave him and Connie tickets to their prom since he did help them win a contest to get No Doubt to perform in their school prom.
