'''Original air date''': November 12, 2006

After Peter blows off his fingers from some fireworks, Lois steps in to help him out at work (and Peter sexually harasses her because he wants to have sex with her in his office). Meanwhile, Stewie discovers that Brian has a girlfriend...one who's (to put it mildly) not very bright.
!!This episode contains examples of:
* AccidentalMisnaming: Brian tells an anecdote about how he accidentally called William Rehnquist "William Rhinequist". Jillian and her friends just stare blankly before going to the ladies' room.
* {{Bowdlerization}}: On the FOX and free-TV syndicated version, Stewie's question to Brian about Jillian after she tells Brian about Hitler (not knowing that it's a documentary) was "Are her parents brother and sister?" On CartoonNetwork and DVD, the line is "Is she retarded?"
* CommonKnowledge: Invoked; when Stewie tests Jillian on the capitol of Rhode Island, she answers "Rhode Island City?".
--> '''Stewie''': (laughs) It's like she's fucking ''five''!
* CouchGag / SomethingCompletelyDifferent: The opening sequence begins normally, but when Peter gets to the top of the steps, he trips and falls down the steps, crushing a dancer. [[SkewedPriorities He then complains about his swollen foot.]]
* {{Hypocrite}}: Lois does comes across as one for laughing at Brian when she first meets Jillian, the DumbBlond he's dating. She seems to forget that she is married to a man who is just as, if not dumber then said blond.
* IfIHadANickel: Subverted when Jillian asks Brian what ''would'' happen if he had a nickel.
* OverlyLongGag: Peter's elaborate method of hiding his porn.
* PerfectlyCromulentWord:
--> '''Jillian''': Well, I just think, for starters, that sometimes the government has things they can't tell us and, ''truthishly'', we should just accept that.
* SeinfeldianConversation: Quagmire's annoyance that he's the only fan of ''Series/{{Wings}}'' amongst the four guys.
* TheStoner: When Brian says that he and Jillian talk about ''Series/TheRealWorld'', Stewie tells him, "You hate MTV!" Brian admits: "Pot helps."
* TakeThat: To ''Mr. 3000'' (which Jillian is having difficulty starting), implying of course that only an idiot like Jillian would enjoy that movie.