'''Original air date''': November 12, 2006

!!This episode contains examples of:
* AccidentalMisnaming: Brian tells an anecdote about how he accidentally called William Rehnquist "William Rhinequist". Jillian and her friends just stare blankly before going to the ladies' room.
* CommonKnowledge: Invoked; when Stewie tests Jillian on the capitol of Rhode Island, she answers "Rhode Island City?".
--> '''Stewie''': (laughs) It's like she's fucking ''five''!
* CouchGag / SomethingCompletelyDifferent: The opening sequence begins normally, but when Peter gets to the top of the steps, he trips and falls down the steps, crushing a dancer. [[SkewedPriorities He then complains about his swollen foot.]]
* IfIHadANickel: Subverted when Jillian asks Brian what ''would'' happen if he had a nickel.
* OverlyLongGag: Peter's elaborate method of hiding his porn.
* PerfectlyCromulentWord:
--> '''Jillian''': Well, I just think, for starters, that sometimes the government has things they can't tell us and, ''truthishly'', we should just accept that.
* SeinfeldianConversation: Quagmire's annoyance that he's the only fan of ''Series/{{Wings}}'' amongst the four guys.
* TheStoner: When Brian says that he and Jillian talk about ''Series/TheRealWorld'', Stewie tells him, "You hate MTV!" Brian admits: "Pot helps."
* TakeThat: To ''Mr. 3000'' (which Jillian is having difficulty starting), implying of course that only an idiot like Jillian would enjoy that movie.