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->'''Professor Rumford:''' Are you from outer space?
->'''The Doctor:''' No, I'm more from what you'd call "inner time".

The one with malevolent sparkles.

The search for the Key To Time takes the Doctor, Romana and K-9 to present-day (well, 1970s) Earth, where the Tracer leads them to a group of standing stones on Boscome Moor. The third segment is nowhere to be found, and the travellers instead meet the elderly Professor Amelia Rumford and her [[HomoeroticSubtext live-in assistant]] Vivien Fay, who tell them that the site has had a varying number of stones over the years.

Then the inevitable campy druids show up and nearly sacrifice the Doctor, before it is revealed that the stones themselves are sentient -- a lifeform called Ogri who feed on blood. One of the Ogri kills the head druid and it is revealed that Vivien Fay is in fact the Cailleach, a being worshipped by the druids, having taken on human form after being on Earth for four thousand years. Fay transports Romana to a spaceship hidden in hyperspace at the circle, and the Doctor follows.

Accidentally releasing two justice robots, the Doctor is sentenced to death. He takes a lawyer wig out of his pocket and instead begins a magnificent bit of BotheringByTheBook. He manages to knock Fay unconscious by poking her necklace, which legally allows the sparkly justice robots (called Megara) to read her mind, seeing as she can't speak for herself anymore. The Megara quickly notice that Fay is in fact Cessair of Diplos, the criminal they've actually been sent to try. She stole a few Ogri from a nearby planet and employed them on earth as her bodyguards while avoiding the interstellar police for four thousand years. They transform her into the final stone in the circle, but not before the Doctor has snagged her necklace -- the segment of the Key that he has been looking for.

!!Tropes

* AgonyOfTheFeet: Romana's addiction to style results in a terrible choice of footwear at the start of this story- ''stiletto heels'' in a place ''loaded'' with stones. The Doctor calls her out on this several times, and they start giving her much discomfort. Naturally, Romana rids herself of them and goes barefooted by the end of the first episode when the shoes prove too much for her. They become ChekhovsGun when the Doctor discovers them discarded in a field. At the Doctor's insistence, she switches to more comfy and practical boots. [[{{Irony}} But changes her whole outfit to match them.]]
* AIIsACrapshoot: The Doctor's tale of justice machines.
* AllCrimesAreEqual: Not exactly equal, but death is probably the most merciful, and definitely the most common sentence the Megara use.
* AllMythsAreTrue
* AlternateLandmarkHistory: The Nine Travellers is the hiding place of an ancient astronaut and some of the stones are her Ogri servants.
* AmbiguouslyGay: There's an implication of a romantic past between professors Fay and Rumford.
* AmoralAttorney: Even the Megara that's supposed to defend the Doctor pleads the death penalty.
* AncientAstronauts: Cessair was an alien who also took on the identity of Vivien Fay, Morgana Le Fay, The Goddess and The Cailleach. Also her Ogri hid as some of the stones in the Nine Travellers and possibly the inspiration for ogres, Gog and Magog.
* AndIMustScream: Cessair's fate.
* ArtShift: Fourth and final Creator/TomBaker episode shot entirely on video. The show would ditch film for good at the start of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS23E1TheMysteriousPlanet Trial of a Timelord]]".
* AttackOfTheKillerWhatever: Killer, blood-drinking rocks that move around and kill villagers.
* BeatThemAtTheirOwnGame: How the Doctor outwits the Megara.
* BotheringByTheBook: Four once again shows his expertise at this.
* CallBack: The spaceship has a dead [[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E2TheArkinSpace Wirrn]] in it.
* Myth/CelticMythology
* CircleOfStandingStones: Although some of them are actually ''walking'' stones.
* CoolOldLady: Professor Amelia Rumford. When going out to find the Doctor, she takes a policeman's truncheon with her.
--> '''Romana:''' What's that?
--> '''Vivien:''' A policeman's truncheon. Last year, when she lectured in New York, she took it with her in case she got mugged.
--> '''Romana:''' And did she get mugged?
--> '''Vivien:''' No, she got arrested for carrying an offensive weapon.
* CrazyPrepared: The Doctor just happens to have a barrister's wig in his pocket.
* CutenessProximity: The Doctor's insistence on treating K-9 like an actual dog is quickly taken up by Amelia as well.
* {{Druid}}s
* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: Cessair is very careful to ensure that none of her actions harm Amelia.
* EverythingsBetterWithSparkles: The Megara are pretty much just sentient sparkles.
* ExpositionOfImmortality: There are three portraits missing from the wall at Boscombe Hall. The Doctor and Professor Rumford come across them later, revealing them to all be portraits of Vivien Fay painted at various points during her long existence on Earth.
* FailedASpotCheck: Everyone gets ambushed several times over by ''eight foot tall moving rocks''.
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Vivian makes a suggestive remark to Romana about how much fun she can have with a bicycle seat.
* GladIThoughtOfIt: Romana tells the Doctor to get on with finding the next segment of Key to Time. The Doctor starts to leave, turns back, and tells her that he's decided to go find the location of the next segment of the Key to Time.
* {{Golem}}: The Ogri are a mix of this and LivingStatue, since they're part of a stone circle.
* HalfwayPlotSwitch: In which a story about Druids and human sacrifice in a stone circle suddenly turns into a courtroom drama aboard a hyperspace ship.
* HomoeroticSubtext: Earlier drafts of the script made it much more clear how Amelia Rumford and Vivian Fay spent their time in that cabin. Somewhat astonishingly, Mary Tamm (Romana) didn't notice until fans pointed it out to her, and her comment was "we were all so innocent back then..."
* HumanSacrifice: Well, the druids didn't know the Doctor wasn't human.
* IHaveManyNames: Cessair, aka Vivien Fay, aka Morgana Le Fay, aka The Goddess, aka The Cailleach... need we go on?
* ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder: Professor Rumford is an archaeologist, not an engineer.
* JudgeJuryAndExecutioner: The Megara.
* LiteralCliffhanger: Romana gets pushed off a cliff. Clearly a punishment for the Burberry hat and impractical shoes.
* MeaningfulName: If you know your myths and legends, Vivian Fay.
* MoodWhiplash: The serial goes from a dark, gruesome horror story to... a black comedy about malfunctioning justice robots. [[JustifiedTrope Could be justified]] in that the show's had far too many tonal shifts for just one tone to be represented by the 100th story.
* OurOgresAreHungrier: The Doctor suggests that Gog, Magog, and Ogre could be inspired by the Ogri, large rocks that feed on blood.
* PlotAllergy: Cessair, like all Diplosians, has an aversion to citric acid, which helps in discovering her true identity.
* Really700YearsOld: Vivien Fay has been on earth for 4000 years.
* RockMonster: The Ogri.
* RubberForeheadAliens: In her true Diplosian form Cessair looks just like she did as Vivien Fay, except with silver skin.
* [[SealedEvilInACan Sealed Lawyers in a Can]]: A slight variation happened, where the Doctor releases a pair of biomechanical judges called the Megara from a ship stranded in hyperspace, and the judges promptly sentence him to death for letting them free without the proper legal authorization.
* SiliconBasedLife: The Ogri.
* SparkFairy: The Megara.
* StarfishAliens: The Ogri.
* StrippedToTheBone: The Ogri can do this to anyone who touches them.
* TakeThat: The derelict and damaged starship drifting in hyperspace was [[OffTheShelfFX recognisably derived]] from a licensed toy of an Eagle Transporter from rival series ''Series/Space1999''.
* TakenForGranite: Cessair's fate. Unusually as a monolith rather than a statue.
* TechnoBabble: The Doctor babbles quite a lot, but Professor Rumford pulls off a lot of Archaeo Babble too.
* TooDumbToLive: When confronted with a door which is clearly marked as 'do not open', what does the Doctor do? Open it, of course, and get sentenced to death.
* TheXOfY
* VapourWear: Professor Rumford wears a silk blouse without a bra when the air is a bit chilly.
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