[[caption-width-right:340:The Goons. Clockwise from top: Creator/PeterSellers, Creator/HarrySecombe, Creator/SpikeMilligan.]]

->'''Bluebottle:''' It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.\\
'''Eccles:''' I know that, my good fellow. That's right. When I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.\\
'''Bluebottle:''' Well then, supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?\\
'''Eccles:''' Then I don't show it to them.\\
'''Bluebottle:''' Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?\\
'''Eccles:''' I've got it written down on a piece of paper!
-->-- "The Mysterious Punch-up-the-Conker"

BBC Radio comedy show starring Creator/PeterSellers, Creator/SpikeMilligan (who was also the main writer), and Creator/HarrySecombe, which ran from 1951 to 1960. The first series was titled "Crazy People - with Radio's Own Crazy Gang: The Goons". Creator/MichaelBentine is credited with being a co-inventor of the concept and in fact was a full Goon for the first two series, but left after artistic and personal differences with Milligan. According to one interview, Milligan overheard Bentine suggesting that he (Milligan) should be fired.

Beginning as a sketch comedy series, the show accumulated a cast of recurring characters and evolved into a surreal, continuity-free sitcom, with each episode dropping the characters into a different place, time, and situation, and leaving them to react to it in their characteristic fashion.

The plots, such as they were, often revolved around well-meaning fool Neddie Seagoon (Secombe) becoming the target of some plot by impoverished [[ConMan conmen]] Hercules Grytpype-Thynne and Count Jim "Knees" Moriarty (Sellers and Milligan respectively) Grytpype's influence drags Moriarty down from the competent schemer of series 5 to the cringing dustbin-dweller of series 9. Other major characters included DirtyCoward Major Bloodnok (Sellers), the aged Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister (Sellers and Milligan), happy-go-lucky ChewToy boy adventurer Bluebottle (Sellers), and The Famous Eccles, the world's biggest idiot (Milligan).

Wallace Greenslade acted as the announcer (Andrew Timothy in the earlier series), but [[InteractiveNarrator was often roped into the story]], while Ray Ellington (jazz singer) and Max Geldray (harmonica) provided musical interludes. They also were called on occasionally to play small parts - often parts for which their voices were highly inappropriate. The Ellington Quartet's trumpeter George Chisholm occasionally played mad Scotsmen.

The scripts were mostly written by Spike Milligan, with various persons [[note]]such as Bentine, in the beginning, and later Creator/EricSykes (Milligan and Sykes were co-credited on several episodes, though like [[Music/TheBeatles Lennon and McCartney]] they actually alternated). Other co-writers included Larry Stephens, Maurice Wiltshire, and John Antrobus with whom Milligan later wrote the play The Bed-Sitting Room[[/note]] helping him. A few episodes were written by these helpers while [[SanitySlippage Milligan]] was [[CreatorBreakdown unavailable]]. Considerable ad-libbing occurred, much ad-libbing was carefully scripted, and [[LampshadeHanging lampshades were regularly hung]].

The show had several guests over the years, most often Valentine Dyall "the Man in Black" who played various similar but distinct roles.

''The Goon Show'''s style of humour was an influence on many later British comedians, notably Creator/MontyPython and Series/TheGoodies, and even Music/TheBeatles' humorous side has roots in this show. (Music/JohnLennon specifically credited the Goons as an influence.) It's fair to say that if you like any subsequent British comedy at all, somewhere along the line you have ''The Goon Show'' to thank. Creator/TheFiresignTheater was also deeply influenced by the Goons. Of all things, ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' mentions "Bloodnock the Flatulent" as one of ogre gods.

Not to be confused with ''ComicBook/TheGoon'', a comic series about a muscle-bound mob enforcer who fights monsters; nor with Alice the Goon or her relatives in ''Comics/ThimbleTheater''; nor should it be confused with [[Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale any shows that happen to be made by]] [[Website/SomethingAwful goons]], or ''Series/TheGongShow'', or ''Film/TheGoonies''.

!!This series includes examples of:

* AbnormalAmmo: Frequently. Various episodes make use of hens, porridge, soup, Christmas puddings, and Sassenachs.
* AbsurdityAscendant: ''Every one of them''.
* AffectionateParody: Among the stories that could qualify as this are "Shangri-La Again" (''Film/LostHorizon''), "1985" (''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''), "The Scarlet Capsule" (''Series/QuatermassAndThePit''), "The African Incident" (''Film/TheBridgeOnTheRiverKwai''), "The Man who Never Was" (''Film/TheManWhoNeverWas''), "The Fear of Wages" (''Film/TheWagesOfFear''), "Dishonoured" and "Dishonoured Again" (''Dishonored''), "Under Two Floorboards" (not ''Literature/UnderTwoFlags'' -- actually it's their version of ''Literature/BeauGeste''), "King Solomon's Mines" (''Literature/KingSolomonsMines''), "Six Charlies in Search of an Author" (''Six Characters in Search of an Author'') and the various takes on RobinHood done as Christmas episodes.
* AmbiguousSyntax: In ''Six Charlies in Search of an Author'', Seagoon is reading the instructions on a book of matches:
-->'''Seagoon:''' "To ignite match, detatch it and strike sharply against bottom". ''[match struck]'' Oooh!
* AudienceMurmurs: Parodied. Crowd sounds would be made by the cast saying "Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, custard."
** Scottish crowds were identifiable by the characteristic cry of "[=McRhubarb=], [=McRhubarb=], [=McCustard=], [=McRhubarb=]." With occasional mutterings about porridge.
* BadassBoast: Well, Seagoon tries.
-->'''Seagoon:''' Have a care, sir. I'm not a man to be laughed at.\\
'''Grytpype:''' I know, I've seen your act.
* BaitAndSwitch: Being on radio, it was especially easy to use this trope:
-->'''Lo-Hing Ding:''' ''[Unintelligible Chinese-sounding rantings]''\\
'''Secombe:''' Inspector?\\
'''Inspector:''' Yes?\\
'''Secombe:''' This man is Chinese.\\
'''Inspector:''' How do you know?\\
'''Secombe:''' You can tell by his eyes.\\
'''Inspector:''' His eyes?\\
'''Secombe:''' Yes. Didnít you hear the way he pronounced them?
* BananaRepublic: Literally, in ''The Affair of the Lone Banana'' and again in ''Foiled by President Fred''.
* {{Bathos}}: Willium usually delivers the deflation.
** In "The Gold Plate Robbery", Seagoon is in Marrakesh:
-->'''Seagoon:''' My information led me to a coffee-house, just off the main caravan route, where outside the sun purged the streets of shade. Inside, all was cool and jasmined. In an Alhambran tesselated forecourt, a fountain played on the purple water-lilies. Couched in lattice recesses, purdahed Tuareg beauties attended local sheiks. I was conducted to a low Moroccan coffee-table. My attendant wore the bleached robes of a nomad Arab. His burnoose was contained with a rope of black camel hair, at his waist a curved Hedjaz dagger protruded from his cummerbund. He bowed low, touched his forehead in time-honoured Islamic salute, and spoke. \\
'''Willium:''' The boiled fish and rice puddin's orf, mate.
** In "The Fear of Wages":
-->'''Seagoon:''' Gad, what a day this has been! A triumph for British arms! Now I must inform the War Office that after 14 years of fighting, the Japanese army in that tree has finally surrendered! ''[Telephone dialling. "Land of Hope and Glory" plays, under:]'' Dial on, brave telephone! Send those triumphant, electric-type pulses athwart the sleeping continent to the automatic-type exchanges in London and list... ''[Ringing tone]'' Even now sounds the tintinnabulation of the phone bell that will arouse the helmsmen of England to whom I carry the victorious news! \\
'''Willium:''' Battersea Dogs' Home, mate.
* BitingTheHandHumor: Everywhere. For example, when Bluebottle has turned out to have been impersonating Wallace Greenslade after complicated events that made no sense:
-->'''Bluebottle:''' I was using his [[BuffySpeak large-type front and posh-type talking act]] to work my way to a position of importance in the BBC!\\
'''Seagoon:''' Silly lad! There ''are'' no positions of importance in the BBC.
** "1985", their parody of Creator/GeorgeOrwell's ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'', is wall-to-wall this. Britain is ruled by the despotic tyranny of the BBC, and 846 Winston Seagoon is tortured by being forced to listen to BBC Radio soap operas. In the end, the Independent Television Army takes over (a TakeThat to the Independent Television Authority, which had been created to supervise the development of commercial TV in Britain)...and promptly starts broadcasting exactly the same shows, to Winston's horror.
** ''[[ArcWords It's great to be alive in 1985!]]''
** The show often lampshaded how chronically hard-up for cash the BBC was, starting one episode with: "This is the BBC." ''(sound of coin clanking in collection bucket)'' "Thank-you!"
* BombWhistle:
** Near the end of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nebe1zuEtbc Ying-Tong Song.]] (Followed by HeliumSpeech.)
** ''The Sahara Desert Statue'' involves a nuclear weapon test in the Sahara. The sound of the bomb dropping is obvious to the audience, if not those standing at ground zero.
* BringingRunningShoesToACarChase:
** In "The Missing Number Ten Downing Street":
--->'''Eccles:''' Inspector? I think I'm on to something. Iíve been tailing a car up der Great North Road for the last 30 miles, and it looks very suspicious. \\
'''Seagoon:''' Overtake him at once! \\
'''Eccles:''' But heís doiní a hundred miles an hour. \\
'''Seagoon:''' Well, try and pass him. \\
'''Eccles:''' Well, Iíll try, but heís got the advantage over me. \\
'''Seagoon:''' Why? \\
'''Eccles:''' Heís in a car, Iím walkiní.
** In "Ill Met By Goonlight":
--->'''[[ThoseWackyNazis First Nazi]]:''' Ach Himmel! He's running alongside the car. Faster driver! \\
'''Driver:''' Jawohl! \\
'''Second Nazi:''' Gerblunden, he's still keeping up with us! Faster driver, faster. \\
'''Driver:''' Jawohl! \\
'''First Nazi:''' Great gerblunden, he's still alongside, and we're doing hundred miles an hour. \\
'''Second Nazi:''' Lower the window. ''[Window lowered]'' Look, go away you, stop running after us. \\
'''Eccles:''' I can't! I got my coat caught in the door!
* BritishBrevity: Averted. Most series ran for six months.
* TheBusCameBack: An American character, Captain Slokum (voiced by Sellers), frequently appeared in the early series, but then disappeared for several years before returning for a prominent role in "The Call of the West".
* ByNoIMeanYes: In "The Spon Plague", there's a running gag of characters saying a word, and following it with "pronounced" and then the word again in a silly voice. Until Grytpype asks a taxi driver for the fare, and gets the reply: "That's four and six, pronounced -- ten bob."
* CallBack: There were several, especially when the cast ad-libbed. A notable example was in the episode immediately following "The Mysterious Punch up the Conker", when Seagoon made a ridiculous and long-winded joke, culminating in some awful singing, and Grytpype remarked "You'll get a punch up the conk for this."
* BrokenEcho:
** In "World War One":
--->'''Seagoon:''' Hello!\\
'''Echo:''' Hello!\\
'''Seagoon:''' Ahh, an echo!\\
'''Echo:''' Ahh, an echo!\\
'''Seagoon:''' Mi mi mi mi mi.\\
'''Echo:''' Mi mi mi mi mi.\\
'''Seagoon:''' Holla-loo!\\
'''Echo:''' Holla-loo!\\
'''Seagoon:''' I'm an idiot!\\
'''Echo:''' You certainly are!
** In "The Great Bank of England Robbery", Eccles gets in an argument with his echo, thinking it's a real person mocking him -- "Who's that?" "Who's that?" "I'm Eccles." "I'm Eccles." "You can't be, I'm Eccles." and so on -- even though it's just repeating what he says... until the end of the bit, when this happens:
--->'''Eccles:''' Now then I've got to find Mr. Seagoon.\\
'''Echo:''' Needing me anymore?\\
'''Eccles:''' No!\\
'''Echo:''' OK, goodbye!
* CatchPhrase: Tons (the main characters' are on the character sheet):
** Jim Spriggs: "Hello Jim", and variants on the latter phrase as well as others wherein they would be repeated in a high-pitched singing voice, e.g. "Hello Jim! HEEEELLOOO JIIIM!"
** Little Jim: "He's fallen in the water!" -- which is almost the only thing he ever says.
** Willium: "You can't park there, mate!"
** "Ying tong iddle i po" and "Needle nardle noo", all-purpose catchphrases (most often Neddie's). "It's all in the mind, you know" was also used by everyone, most commonly Grytpype-Thynne.
** Wallace Greenslade (usually about Seagoon): "He's very good, you know. ''Very'' good."
** Milligan was known to comment that a catch phrase was simply a meaningless remark repeated until people were brainwashed into laughing at it.
* ChargeIntoCombatCut: In the episode "Dishonoured" (remade as "Dishonoured Again") Neddie Seagoon goes off to fight, and we only learn what happens next from Bloodnok's narration.
-->'''Bloodnok:''' How that battle raged - I watched it all on television, you know. Seagoon fought like a madman - how else? But alas... On that spot is now a little white stone. Once a year Min lays flowers on it. The stone bears a simple inscription in Hindi - I haven't the heart to tell her that roughly translated it says "Bombay 49 miles".
* ChineseLaunderer: Seagoon poses as one in "The Macreekie Rising of '74".
* ChristmasEpisode: Several specials. In the last season an episode spoofed ''Literature/AChristmasCarol''.
* {{Cliffhanger}}: "The Affair of the Lone Banana" sends up the sort of urgently narrated cliffhanger common in shows like ''Dick Barton - Special Agent'':
-->'''Greenslade:''' Will Seagoon get out in time? \\
''[Explosion]'' \\
'''Greenslade:''' Oh, ''hard'' luck. Still, he tried.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Most characters veer into this, Eccles and Bluebottle especially.
* ColorBlindConfusion: In the episode "Foiled by President Fred", Eccles has a red sack of forged money and a blue sack of genuine money. Or maybe it's the other way around. Thanks to his colour blindness, he isn't able to tell which sack is which colour anyway...
* ComicallySmallBribe: Multiple variations, including '''successful''' attempts to bribe people with ''photographs'' of money.
--> '''Seagoon:''' Wait...this five pound note in the photo...''it's a forgery!''
** And Bluebottle would do nearly anything for a quarter-pound bag of sweets, though that's not wildly implausible for somebody his apparent age. Then again, when you hear what he wants to do with the sweets...
-->'''Moriarty:''' Get Seagoon out of that laboratory, and a fortune in sherbet suckers ... is yours.\\
'''Bluebottle:''' Ohh, ecstasy! For two sherbet suckers, Freda Niggs is mine tonight!
** Hyperbole-level poverty was a running gag through the whole series. (After all, it was Britain in TheFifties). For example, the day after a battleship steamed up the river Thames and announced via megaphone in the middle of London, "Hands Up, England!"...
--> '''Alderman Spriggs:''' All in all, gentlemen, the thieves made off with England's entire cash assets of three pounds, eleven and sixpence!
** And when John Snagge learns that Wallace Greenslade has been hired away from the BBC for a wage of five pounds a year:
--> '''Snagge:''' Five pounds? ''There isn't that much!''
* {{Corpsing}}: They frequently set each other off, or the studio audience did, or after they flubbed a line. In "The Case of the Missing CD Plates", a running gag involving absurd sped-up cod-Eastern music and nonsense words sets off a storm of giggles that completely halts the show in its tracks for 20 seconds or so.
* CreepyMortician: Gravely Headstone.
* {{Crossover}}: Colonel Chinstrap from ''It's That Man Again'' appeared in two episodes. There was also an episode called "Archie in Goonland", a crossover with the series ''Educating Archie'', which is [[MissingEpisode not known to exist]].
* CutawayGag: In "The Case of the Missing CD Plates":
-->'''Greenslade:''' Meanwhile, in a teahouse in Saigon:\\
''(Brief interlude of cabaret music and incomprehensible singing)''\\
'''Greenslade:''' We just thought you'd be interested. We return you now to our story.
* DarkestAfrica: Spoofed; quite a few episodes are set here and the conceit of the noble British colonial fighter is mocked with Major Bloodnok.
* ADayInTheLimelight: ''The Greenslade Story'', for two people. Wallace Greenslade the announcer gets this entire episode about him, and his rise to fame and fortune, while veteran newsreader John Snagge steps into the Goons studio for the first time to be the viewpoint character, [[AsHimself playing himself.]] (His earlier cameos were pre-recorded)
* DeadpanSnarker: RuleOfFunny being the only rule in the ''Goon Show'', anyone could be this:
-->'''Bloodnok:''' So, both of you have turned cowards, eh. That only leaves me. Two cowards, and me. You know what this means?\\
'''Seagoon:''' ''Three'' cowards.
* DemotedToExtra: Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty tend to get this for any episode where there's a guest star playing a unique villain instead.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Seagoon once conducted an investigation in Bexhill-on-Sea disguised as "a human man".
* DeterioratesIntoGibberish: Frequently used. For example, in "The Call of the West":
-->'''Greenslade:''' It is 1867 and dead on time. The harbour of Boston is a hive of inactivity, as English immigrants bring their shattered bank accounts to the New World. Alongside is the Good Ship Venus: The pling plang toof, nobitty nibbitty noo, pleta omnivorous plethora, pletty plom plom tartity to to tooee, fit plor tong tang tit putt putt...
* DiplomaticImpunity: The steamroller and falling piano with diplomatic plates.
* DoubleEntendre
* DrivenToSuicide: Subverted in "King Solomon's Mines". Lord Seagoon, having lost all his money playing cards, takes the only honorable way out... the tradesman's entrance.
* DropTheCow: One episode ("The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler") ended with the heroes on a raft, faced with a difficult decision - they could either eat some batter pudding and live, or preserve the pudding as evidence and die in the cause of justice. The LemonyNarrator then asked listeners to write in with the "classic ending" they wished to hear.
** Suggestions to be written on a piece of batter pudding.
** Talk about your lemony endings...
--> '''Narrator:''' For you cretins who insist on a happy ending, here it is. \\
''(sappy violin music)'' \\
'''Grytpype:''' Darling -- darling, will you marry me? \\
'''Bloodnok:''' Of course I will, darling! \\
'''Narrator:''' Good night!
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The early series of ''The Goon Show'' had four people (the regular three plus Michael Bentine), and were written as multiple short sketches. Later, the show's typical structure crystallised: the Goons, as themselves, would give a rambling introduction, then the announcer would provide a transition into a single, extended (if often barely coherent) narrative, featuring a UniversalAdaptorCast of madmen with NegativeContinuity.
* EitherOrTitle: Many examples. The Goons mocked this trope mercilessly:
** "The Greatest Mountain In The World!, Or: I Knew Fred Crute, Or: The Greatest Mountain In The World!"
** "Round the World in 80 Days, or: Money Refunded". In this particular case, the announcement preceded a short violin solo after which Milligan, as Little Jim, could be heard doling out cash with a charitable "There's Money For You, There's Money For You!"
** "The Fireball of Milton Street", or "What's become of that crispy bacon we had before the war, ey?"
** "The Search for Rommel's Treasure, or..." (dramatic fanfare, lasting nearly 30 seconds) "...I've forgotten what I was going to say now."
** The episode "The Curse of Frankenstein" was given two possible titles in the episode itself: "'My Heart's in the Highlands but My Feet Are in Bombay', or 'I Was the Victim of a Terrible Explosion'."
** ''"Le Salarie de la peur'', or "Film/TheWagesOfFear", or in English "The Fear of Wages".
** One of the earliest episodes took this trope too far...
-->'''Seacombe:''' "The Collapse of the British Rail Sandwich System", or...\\
'''Milligan:''' "I was General Woolfe's Chiropodist, by John Bunion", or...\\
'''Seacombe:''' "The Collapse of General Woolfe's Saxophone System on the Manitoba Sandwich Railway", or...\\
'''SFX:''' ''Incomprehensible noises''\\
'''Milligan:''' ..."We Shall See".
** '"The Giant Bombardon" or, "The Giant Bombardon", or...'
* EvilLaugh: Valentine Dyall's gets a good work-out in "The Canal".
* TheFifties: The episodes set in the 'present day', as well as the general cultural references. Despite its surreal nature the show is a good introduction to British attitudes in TheFifties, such as constant references to the government being broke and nostalgia about glory days (parodied with Bloodnok). There are also some jokes which require a little period knowledge to get, such as:
--> '''Grytpype-Thynne:''' I've been in touch with one of the French governments...
* FantasticDrug: A common RunningGag was "Would you care for a picture of Queen Victoria?" "No thanks, I'm trying to give them up!"
* FlamboyantGay: Minor gag character Flowerdew.
* FlockOfWolves: In "The White Neddie Trade", Seagoon mentions in an aside that he's a secret agent from Interpol, trying to infiltrate an illicit smuggling ring. The show ends with every other character revealing that they, too, are secret agents from Interpol.
* FriendlyFire: In "The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-Sea", Seagoon and Crun are fired upon by Nazi artillery across the Channel when they light a match, so Crun has the idea to light a ''German'' match ("[[InsaneTrollLogic Brilliant! They won't fire on their own matches!]]")...only for them to be fired upon by the ''British'' artillery.
** The same episode contains the immortal line:
--> '''Eccles:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic Hey fellas - there's no need to worry about the mine - it's one of ours!]]
* FunnyForeigner: In particular minor characters Mr. Banerjee and Mr. Lalkaka (Indians), Eidelberger (German -- although in "The Great Bank Robbery" he denied it on the grounds that [[LampshadeHanging no self-respecting German would have such an atrocious phony accent]]), Yakamoto (Japanese), Lieutenant Hernhern (American, usually shows up in World War II stories) and others.
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Many {{Running Gag}}s were the [[OrphanedPunchline punchlines to dirty jokes]], apparently meaningless out of context.
** If one hasn't read up on it going in, they might not realize many jokes about Bloodnok are fart gags, accomplished through odd sound effects (i.e. explosions) and suggestive phrases, e.g. "No more curried eggs for me!".
** One episode featured a character named Dr. Londongle.
** A minor character rejoices in the name of Justin Eidelberger ("just an idle bugger").
** Then there was the referenced-but-never-seen character called Hugh Jampton (ie Huge Hampton, 'Hampton Wick' being rhyming slang for "prick").
** There are occasional cracks about elderly people and their sex lives (or lack thereof) involving Min and Henry Crun. Some of them are pretty coarse if you're paying attention.
--->'''Henry Crun:''' It's the war-whoops of the Nakatacka Indians!\\
'''Minnie:''' Are they the ones that commit atrocities?\\
'''Henry Crun:''' Yes, Min.\\
'''Minnie:''' I'll go upstairs and get ready!
** "Bend over for the golden rivet!" The punchline to a very old Royal Navy joke which isn't about rum or the lash.
** "It's your turn in the barrel!" Another old sodomy gag.
** The broadcasts of the show had to be edited for the BBC World Service broadcasts to India. In the dialogues between the two funny-Asian characters, Sellers and Milligan (both having lived in India) were fond of slipping in Hindi obscenities that would pass right by most British ears. But when re-broadcast to India and Pakistan...
*** When the shows were packaged for overseas broadcast by the BBC Transcription Service, their literature was careful to identify which shows "our old friends Lalkaka and Banerjee" appeared in.
** Seagoon is often referred to, and sometimes calls himself, a Charlie, meaning a patsy or fool. This is from rhyming slang: Charlie Hunt... (indirectly making this CountryMatters as well).
** ItMakesSenseInContext, believe it or not. Well, the first line does...
--->'''Bloodnok:''' I admire your choice, sir, you can't beat a concrete lamp-post you know.\\
'''Seagoon:''' Rubbish, I beat mine every morning! I show it who is the master.
** Milligan once responded to complaints about the dirty joke leftovers by saying, "if they know why it's dirty, they've got no business complaining about it."
** Bluebottle has a couple...
--->'''Bluebottle:''' Pulls up trousers, tucks in shirt. Hee hee. [[ADateWithRosiePalms My hands were cold]].
** And...
--->'''Bluebottle:''' I don't like eatin' oranges in the dark.\\
'''Seagoon:''' Then what ''do'' you like doing in the dark?\\
'''Bluebottle:''' ''(Embarrassed giggle)''\\
'''Seagoon:''' Yes, but there's no time for that now!
** "Who Is Pink Oboe?" has this in the title, "pink oboe" being Forces slang for the penis.
* GilliganCut
* GladIThoughtOfIt:
** Seagoon in "The Greatest Mountain in the World" when he denounces the idea of building their own mountain as ridiculous, chucks the unlucky suggester out of the meeting, and then promptly claims the plan for himself.
** In "The Great Nadger Plague", the revelation of the villains' plot includes Grytpype-Thynne describing it to Moriarty as "a brilliant idea of mine that you thought of".
* GrandFinale: Not within the original run, but the 1972 special ''The Last Goon Show of All'' did live up to its name and brought back the key recurring characters for one last go-round, in a story that has NoEnding.
* GravityIsAHarshMistress: In "The White Box of Great Bardfield", Bluebottle demonstrates his rocket ship:
-->'''Bluebottle:''' I stand on the deck and light the rocket fuse, so!\\
''[Explosion, whoosh of rocket]'' \\
'''Bluebottle:''' There it goes. \\
'''Seagoon:''' Why aren't you on it? \\
'''Bluebottle:''' Because... Hmmm, the ship has gone. Thinks. Then what is Bluebottle standing on?\\
* HangingJudge: The Lord Chief Magistrate of Little Filthmuck in "The Rent Collectors":
-->'''Magistrate:''' Right, now I declare that I will try the prisoner fairly, and that I am entirely unbiased, one way or the other, right? \\
'''Bailiff:''' Right, sir! \\
'''Magistrate:''' Good! ''[aside]'' Now, Tom. Just run across the road and get some good, strong rope.
* HeyThatsMyLine: In "Rommel's Treasure", Grytpype calls for Moriarty, who replies "I heard you call, my capatain!" Bluebottle, who isn't even supposed to be in the scene, promptly protests that that's ''his'' line.
* ImpossibleInsurance: In "Insurance, The White Man's Burden" Seagoon is talked into insuring the English Channel against catching fire. [[spoiler:Later on Henry Crun pours oil on the Channel to calm it, and then burns it off. Unfortunately Seagoon still doesn't get to collect because Grytpype and Moriarty have done a runner.]]
** Then there's "The Canal", where Lord Valentine Seagoon keeps buying life insurance for his son Neddie using increasingly unlikely and specific death scenarios ("How much would it cost to insure Neddie against putting concrete blocks on his feet, blowing himself up with dynamite and then landing in the canal?") before, of course, engineering those exact scenarios.
* ImprobableAimingSkills: In "The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-On-Sea", the German artillery is capable of firing upon anyone who so much as ''lights a match!''
-->'''Crun:''' It's much too dark to see, strike a light.\\
'''Seagoon:''' Not allowed during blackout. Only 28 miles across the channel, German guns are watching this coast!\\
'''Crun:''' Don't be silly, they can't see a little match being struck!\\
'''Seagoon:''' Oh, all right.\\
''(FX: Match struck; low whine, then an explosion. Pause.)''\\
'''Seagoon:''' Any questions?\\
'''Crun:''' Yes, where are my legs?
* ImAHumanitarian: Played for laughs in "The Great International Christmas Pudding" when Seagoon meets Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty, who are so poor and desperate that they immediately attempt to cook and eat him.
* IncrediblyObviousBomb: Often.
-->'''Eccles:''' Ooh, a big red cigar with a wick on the end!\\
''(Inhales; sound of gigantic explosion that goes on for many seconds)''\\
'''Eccles:''' Hmm. ''Strong''.
* InherentlyFunnyWords: Milligan liked to use several words in different contexts, such as "Spon" and "Fred".
* InsaneTrollLogic: It's rare to find any leap of logic in this show that ''doesn't'' count as this.
** To wit, in "The Missing Year", it is discovered (in 1958) that there isn't a single 1956 calendar in all of Britain. A meeting of parliament is established to determine what to do about this. They decide to use the "clues" to look for it. The conversation (with many voices chiming in) abbreviates to: "[[BatDeduction Let's see, it's 1956 AD... A and D are the first and fourth letters of the alphabet. One Four... One for the road? There are many roads. Such as Cecil Rhodes. He lives in Africa... that's it! I'll search for the missing year in Africa!]]"
* IntelligibleUnintelligible: The GothicHorror spoof "The Canal" features a character who never speaks, only emits long eerie screams... which the other characters react to as if they were intelligible speech.
-->'''Mysterious character:''' ''(long eerie scream)''\\
'''Lord Dyall:''' It's in the cabinet by the bed, dear.
* ItRunsOnNonsensoleum: Exploding cucumbers that blast someone into orbit; someone driving ''a wall'' - this show did 'random weirdness' before ''TV'' did, never mind the Internet.
** From "The Booted Gorilla"...
--> '''Neddie:''' I have a message for you from Bloodnock, in the [[DarkestAfrica heart of Africa]]. ''*several seconds of {{jungle drums}}*'' Signed... ''*tom tom*'' Any reply?\\
'''Grytpype:''' Jove, yes! This: ''*several seconds of modern full-kit drum solo*'' Signed yours sincerely, ''*congas*'', PS, ''*triangle jingling*''.\\
'''Neddie:''' What beautiful handwriting you have.
** "The Goon Show is now available in half-pint bottles. (''switches to American accent'') Yes, don't listen to the Goon Show, drink it, in the new economy-size serving! Drink: Goon Show!"
** All Scotsmen, when speaking, are accompanied by bagpipes. And ''only'' when speaking. If they say just "Yes", there'll be a quick one-second burst on the bagpipes in the background.
** "And that, listeners, was the sound of Neddie and Eccles driving a wall at high speed".
** "Listeners may doubt the authenticity of that sound effect, a boa constrictor galloping. If the truth be known, a horse covered in a snakeskin was used to replicate the sound. As for the chicken noises, we can only apologize."
** Lampshaded after a quick series of '''very''' random sound effects, including a train accelerating, some battle trumpets, alchemical bubbling, and a chipmunk's scream of anguish; "I'm afraid you'll have to work that one out for yourselves, listeners."
** In one case this is even in the ''script'' - a RunningGag is that different brands of cigarettes are referred to as 'gorillas', 'baboons', 'monkeys' etc., and the script notes that the sound effect of Eccles and Seagoon smoking gorillas should be "SOUND OF TWO GORILLAS FIGHTING - IF CAN'T GET THAT, TRY TWO LIONS"
** "Ladies and gentlemen, as there is no audible sound for a piece of string we substitute this" *long stream of gibberish*
** "This is part of the BBC's new economy drive. They have found it is cheaper to travel by bagpipes..."
** At one point, they knock over ''a bottle containing the BBC''.
** In "The Siege of Fort Night", Seagoon and Crun found that the gas oven Crun invented could connect to the railway station. They use this as a shortcut to the fort and bring the oven with them through the oven door. Eccles, following their instructions, hands the front, back, left and right sides in before he realises that he can't close the door ''and then'' go through it to bring the inside with him. Solution? Send the door separately.
* KillEmAll: Some episodes, due to NegativeContinuity, have endings where most, if not all of the characters die. If they don't all die, there's a chance Bluebottle is a survivor, as a reversal of the usual OnceAnEpisode gag.
* LamePunReaction: In "The Man Who Won The War":
-->'''Grytpype:''' Well, that would certainly deter them. \\
'''Seagoon:''' Yes, they'd have to make a detour! Get it? Ha ha ha ha! A detour! Ha ha ha! \\
'''Grytpype:''' Have a grenade. \\
* LampshadeHanging: Milligan owned a lampshade shop...
** One common example of this was deliberate tactics used to drag out short scripts; sound effects of people running up miles of staircase might end with someone commenting, "The scriptwriter paid me to waste time there."
-->'''Henry Crun:''' ''[played by Sellers]'' You know Min, a script writer named Spike Milligan gave me two guineas to take a long time walking up these steps. He said it helps him in his work.\\
'''Minnie Bannister:''' ''[played by Milligan]'' Yes, I know!
** Also, after something happened that was only possible because it was a radio show (such as Eccles standing on Neddie's shoulders, then pulling Neddie up so he could reach a high place), someone would often remark that they'd, "like to see them do this on television," or similar.
* LaughingAtYourOwnJokes: Seagoon often laughs hysterically after making some particularly weak pun, and then stops with an '...ahem.' when he realises no-one else joined in.
* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn
** Two whole episodes were based on this. In one, the characters would frequently remark upon the significance of the scene-link music or sound effects. In another, the musician's union was on strike, and so they brought in Adolphus Spriggs (played by Milligan) to a-capella the entire theme song, all the scene links, dramatic chords, and even a few sound effects.
** In "The Lost Gold Mine of Charlotte"...
--> '''Bloodnok:''' ''[narrating, a mourning violin playing in background]'' Alone, I was, there in the Arizona desert. Left alone to die... I don't want to die! I'm too old for that. But here I am, with naught but the sun, sands, a shovel to bury myself with, and that red indian over there who insists on playing that blasted violin!
* LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand: In "The Treasure of Loch Lomond", each section is introduced by the studio orchestra playing a few bars of simulated bagpipe music, including the pipes running down at the end.
* LemonyNarrator: Greenslade was this trope:
-->'''Greenslade:''' And now, part two, three weeks later. Or part three, two weeks later. Frankly, I couldn't care less.
* LiteralMinded: Most usually Eccles and Bluebottle, but everyone and the narration was also prone to using jokes of this type.
--> '''Seagoon:''' I could tell by his broken English that he was a broken Englishman.
* LoadsAndLoadsOfRoles: Everyone played multiple roles, especially if someone was absent. Sellers sometimes filled in for absentees, but it took four people to fill in for him the day ''he'' was absent.
** For contrast, in certain episodes where Milligan was missing, Sellers filled in for him... and until the credits were announced, no-one listening at home noticed.
** This also happened to characters within the show, e.g.:
-->'''Brutus Moriartus:''' Why don't you stop him, Julius Caesar?\\
'''Bloodnok:''' How can I when I'm playing the part of Bloodnok?
** Or:
-->'''Englishman:''' I am the Manager, the Proprietor, the Head Waiter, and the Chief Cashier of the Restaurant Fred.\\
'''Seagoon:''' Who's Fred?\\
'''Englishman:''' I am!\\
'''Seagoon:''' Gad!\\
'''Englishman:''' Yes - Fred Gad!
** Or:
-->'''Henry Crun:''' Who was that knocking?\\
'''Moriarty:''' It was my friend, Grytpype-Thynne.\\
'''Henry Crun:''' I can't see him.\\
'''Moriarty:''' That's because you were playing him.\\
'''Henry Crun:''' What?\\
'''Moriarty:''' He's never here when you're here.\\
'''Henry Crun:''' I don't understand...\\
'''Moriarty:''' Neither do the audience, that's why this isn't getting a laugh!
* LoudGulp: Usually from Neddie. Unsurprising since it's radio and all.
* LoudOfWar: In the ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'' parody "Nineteen Eighty Five", the tortures in Room 101 all entailed listening to BBC Radio {{Soap Opera}}s.
** Which is FridgeBrilliance, as Orwell originally named the room after a real conference room at BBC Broadcasting House in which tedious planning meetings for new programmes (possibly including soap operas) were held.
* MadLibsCatchPhrase: "(With) X(-o), the new wonder Y-Z'er". Based on a common advertising slogan format on radio in TheFifties. Examples include "Lifo, the new wonder life-giver", "Leggo, the new wonder leg-regrower" and "Brains, the new wonder head-filler".
* MajoredInWesternHypocrisy: Spoofed in the episode "The Gold Plate Robbery": Visiting Morocco, Neddie Seagoon meets an Arab nomad who went to college in Cambridge and speaks English like a native -- with a broad Cockney accent.
* MeanwhileInTheFuture: In "The Treasure in the Tower", the action alternates between a ship sailing home to bury treasure in 1600 and an expedition to find the treasure in 1957. Much use of "Meanwhile in 1600" and "Meanwhile in 1957" ensues. Played with: when the ship reaches the place where they intend to bury the treasure, the crew of the ship start interacting with members of the expedition, and in the end the sailors bury the treasure in 1600 in the hole dug on the spot in 1957 in an unsuccessful attempt to find the treasure that hadn't yet been buried.
* MesACrowd: Eccles did this at least twice:
** "The Great String Robberies", a chorus of Eccles answer the door singing "Good King Wenceslas", leading to a joke about the ChristmasCreep.
** "Rommel's Treasure", while obeying a suicidal order, he seems to GoMadFromTheIsolation, signified by him TalkingToThemself until...
-->'''Neddie''': Repeat after me, there is only one Eccles.\\
'''Eccles''': There is only one Eccles.\\
'''Eccles 2''' (distant): What about me over here?!
* TheMovie: The little-remembered ''Down Among the Z-Men'' was a rare ''Goon Show'' spinoff made in the early days with Michael Bentine in the cast. The script didn't really reflect the Goons' style of humour, but it does include a good Bentine solo routine.
** More successful was ''The Case of the Mukkinese Battle Horn'', a half-hour short written by Milligan and starring Milligan and Sellers in their ''Goon Show'' roles with guest appearances from Dick Emery and Graham Stark.
* MultipleReferencePun: Incessantly.
--> '''Bloodnok:''' As we entered the jungle clearing, surrounded by the [[JungleDrums beat of tribal drums]], I knew at once we were face-to-face with some strange African customs. \\
'''Ellington:''' Anything to declare, white man?
* MundaneMadeAwesome: Used often. In "Foiled by President Fred", Seagoon is a gas inspector for South Balham Council who goes on a risky daredevil mission to South America solely in order to get the eponymous president to pay an overdue gas bill.
* MyCard: Parodied.
** "My card." "My card!" "My card." "Snap!"
** "It's blank!" "Times are bad."
** "It's blank!" "No, turn it over." "What a silly place to put it - on the other side!"
** "My card." "Mister Grytpype-Thynne - ''King of England''?! 'Knighthoods Done While You Wait'?"
** "[=MacCard=]? A Scotsman, eh?"
** In another episode...
-->'''Neddie:''' Who are you hindu gentlemen?\\
'''Banerjee:''' Here, sir.\\
'''Neddie:''' "Jim Jones and Tom Squatte, Printers"?\\
'''Banerjee:''' They are the men who sold us the cards.
** And later in the same episode...
-->'''Bloodnok:''' We'll settle this by wager. Here, draw a card from this deck, don't show me what it is... now, what is your card?\\
'''Neddie:''' "Jim Jones and Tom Squatte, Printers".
* TheNameIsBondJamesBond:
** In "King Solomon's Mines":
-->'''Trader Horn:''' My name is Horn. Trader Horn. Born in Houndsditch. How do you like a name like that eh? Horn-Trader-Horn-born-in-Houndsditch. My father must have been mad.
** Also in "The Missing Scroll", later re-titled "The Lost Music of Purdom":
-->'''Seagoon:''' My name is Seagoon, Neddie Seagoon. You've possibly seen my name in the [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers Mirror.]] It reads: Noogeas Eidden, Noogeas.
** Film/JamesBond is referenced directly in another episode...
-->'''Seagoon:''' ''(answering a phone)'' Who's this?\\
'''Caller:''' ''*whistles the James Bond theme*''\\
'''Seagoon:''' James Bond!\\
'''Caller:''' Err, no sir. I'm agent double-oh, three one six, two eight seven four.\\
'''Seagoon:''' Ah, premium bond.
* {{Narrator}}: BBC announcer Andrew Timothy as himself; succeeded by Wallace Greenslade, ditto.
** Greenslade also became a character of his own - thanking his fan clubs, claiming to be among the listeners in their ignorance, frequently mentioning prominent BBC announcer John Snagge, and even once being the star of an entire show parodying his career as announcer, named "The Greenslade Story, or Winds Light To Variable".
*** In the aforementioned story, they even got John Snagge into the studio to be the viewpoint character.
*** In "What's My Line", Greenslade admitted he was thinking "Hooray for ITV" while saying "This is the BBC," and John Snagge marched in with the BBC firing squad and shot him.
--> '''Secombe:''' That was only a recording of John Snagge and his merry huntsmen.
* NegativeContinuity: Every show started with the full roster of characters, usually involved in a completely different story from last time. Characters would frequently be killed off at the end of an episode (Seagoon in particular), only to be unharmed and alive the following week and with no memory of previous adventures.
* NewMediaAreEvil: Some cracks at television (well, it ''was'' new media back then...)
-->'''Seagoon:''' No, it's just that you've changed so much. ''[Aside]'' And, dear listener, changed he had -- he looked tired and weary -- his eyes, his eyes were sunk back in his head, they were were bloodshot, watery and red-rimmed -- what had caused this?\\
'''Lord Valentine Dyall:''' Neddie, we've bought a television set.
* NewscasterCameo: John Snagge, in several episodes, provided fictional news reports commenting on the events of the episode.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Strongly averted, with the scripts casually throwing in anyone they felt like, even people who one might be expect were beyond the comedy pale - for example, in "The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-Sea", Inspector Neddie is calling a list of phone numbers of possible suspects:
-->'''Neddie:''' Hello?\\
'''Winston Churchill:''' Ten Downing Street here.\\
'''Neddie:''' ''[gulps]'' I'm so sorry. ''[slams phone down]'' No - it couldn't be him - who'd he want to throw a batter pudding at? ''[phone rings, he answers]''\\
'''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clement_Attlee Clement Attlee]]:[[note]]leader of the opposition[[/note]] ''' Hello, this is Mr. Attlee. Someone's just thrown a batter pudding at me!
** Another one featuring Churchill:
--> '''Narrator:''' The Phantom Head Shaver struck again and again. The tourist trade was threatened; that week only two gentlemen visited Brighton.\\
'''Winston Churchill:''' Come on Clem[[note]]again, Clement Attlee[[/note]], what have we got to lose?
** Creator/TheBBC eventually banned Sellers' Churchill impersonations after the man himself allegedly objected to a topical joke.
* NoEnding: Just one example: "The Great String Robbery" ends with Seagoon being informed that the entire show has been "all in your mind, you know". In wild panic, he screams for help, demanding to know "[[WhoWritesThisCrap Who Wrote This Script?]]".
* NoFourthWall: Especially when the characters refer to the sound effects as being inappropriate or unconvincing. Also, Bluebottle has a tendency to [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud read all his script directions aloud]] and to vocalize what he's thinking.
** This was in fact a reference to Peter Sellers' own habit of TalkingToHimself (see below).
* NonFatalExplosions: At ''least'' OnceAnEpisode (see below). Usually more.
* OhWaitThisIsMyGroceryList: In "The Canal", Henry Crun attempts to read helpful advice to Neddie after he falls in the canal, and gets halfway through a cake recipe before realising he's got hold of a cookbook instead of the Lifesaving Manual. It's typical of the series that the still-drowning Neddie's response to this realisation is to wonder what he should do with the cake batter he's just made.
* TheOphelia: CampGay character Flowerdew (Sellers) takes this role in "The Canal". His lines include "This is madness, do you hear me? Madness!" and "I'm a daisy, father's a plum, that's why we stoned him. I hear music and there's only Max Geldray there." The canal gives the water aspect to the Ophelia trope.
* OverlyLongGag: Several minutes of silence or footsteps was common, and then there's Minnie and Henry's dialogues, many of which boil down to talking in circles for minutes at a stretch.
** Or a good thirty seconds of various bits of metal jangling together as someone empties their pockets. Followed by:
-->'''Seagoon:''' Quit stalling - empty your pockets!
** They were fond of this gag, but they did seem to know when to cut it off:
-->'''Seagoon:''' Open my money chest and put on a [[NoFourthWall gramophone record]] of seven thousand pounds in shillings.\\
''[Thirty seconds of coins clinking, one by one]''\\
'''Bloodnok:''' Wait a minute, that was only three thousand five hundred pounds!\\
'''Seagoon:''' I'll play you the other side.\\
'''Bloodnok:''' No, wait; I'll play the rest when I get home.
* PayingInCoins: In the episode "The Canal", Bluebottle (as the accredited agent of Lloyds of London) arrives to pay out insurance of £40,000 ó in pennies, counted one by one. He gets as far as 4,000,832 pennies (roughly £16,670) before Eccles drops the hat he's counting them out into, and has to start again.
* PocketProtector: In "The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street", Moriarty insists that he isn't hiding a stolen gold ingot, even at gunpoint. Until Grytpype shoots him, and the missing ingot stops the bullet.
* PolitenessJudo: In "The Tay Bridge", Seagoon answers the telephone at the Scottish Labour Exchange. Afraid that the caller might offer him a job, he answers:
-->'''Seagoon:''' 'Allo, Israeli Embassy Golders Green 'ere. \\
'''Jim Spriggs:''' Hello. Hello. Is that the Scottish Labour Exchange? \\
'''Seagoon:''' Yes. Oh, I've given it away!
* PreemptiveDeclaration:
--> '''Sellers:''' Private Schnertz, I have bad news. \\
'''Secombe:''' Private? I'm a General. \\
'''Sellers:''' Zat is ze bad news. \\
'''Secombe:''' [[LampshadeHanging Zat is ze old joke.]]
* PuffOfLogic:
** Seagoon and co. are wandering in a desert. They spot a house, but are informed by Bloodnok that it's only a mirage. Refusing to believe him, Neddie staggers up to it, only to watch it vanish into nothingness ... and then Eccles falls out of the upper floor.
** When Greenslade drew attention to the fact that Eccles and Seagoon were attempting (and succeeding!) in climbing on each other's shoulders up the inside of a pillar box. Not one second after he says this, both fall to the ground.
* {{Pun}}s: Oh, dear heavens, the PUNS.
-->'''Seagoon:''' You can't bury me! I want to join the (Irish) Guard!\\
'''Headstone:''' No man under six feet can join the Guard.\\
'''Seagoon:''' But I'm not dead! It's impossible!\\
'''Headstone:''' Not impossible, but one should have to box exceeding clever.
* PunBasedTitle: Occasionally, as in ''The Siege of Fort (K)Night''.
* RapidFireComedy: and HOW!
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Songs written and recorded by the Goons themselves such as "I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas" started out because their usual musicians, Max Geldray and Ray Ellington, were unable to participate in a recording due to taking part in a Musicians' Union strike.
* RecordNeedleScratch: In Bluebottle's own single, ''The Bluebottle Blues'', he becomes so exasperated with Seagoon's attempts to murder him that he announces he will escape to the hole in the centre of the record. This he does, following it with the sound of the record slowing to a stop.
* RevealShot:
-->'''SFX:''' Knock knock knock!\\
'''Seagoon:''' Come in.\\
'''SFX:''' Knock knock knock!\\
'''Seagoon:''' Come in!\\
'''Bloodnok:''' It's YOU that's knocking!\\
'''Seagoon:''' Oh- then I'LL come in.
** This was also frequently used to imply something to the audience, when it actually didn't happen. For instance, a soldier would be asked to escort a spy out of the room. Footsteps are heard trailing off into the distance. The interrogator comments positively on the competence of the soldier. "Then why did he leave me behind?", asks the spy, evidently still in the room.
* RewritingReality: In "Six Charlies in Search of an Author," the FramingDevice is that the episode is a novel written by Jim Spriggs[[labelnote:*]]A character played here by Spike Milligan.[[/labelnote]]. We hear Jim use a typewriter to initiate the story. Then the characters get their hands on the typewriter. [[SurrealHumor Surreal]] HilarityEnsues.
* {{Room 101}}: In "Nineteen Eighty-Five!", Ned Seagoon is locked in a room and forced to listen to a recording... of himself, singing.
* RuleOfFunny: This was the ''only'' rule the show observed. Everything -- logic, consistency, continuity, storytelling, characterisation and the fourth wall itself -- could be sacrificed in the name of a gag. [=WW2=]-era radio comedy shows such as ''It's That Man Again'' had been as loose with storytelling and continuity, but ''The Goon Show'' conveyed a kind of freewheeling insanity which held absolutely nothing sacred.
* RunningGag: Many.
** [[TheyKilledKennyAgain Bluebottle being 'deaded' in almost every episode in which he appears]];
** Bloodnok being introduced in a DescriptionCut to his theme song. Also his {{Unusual Euphemism}}s, taking the form of "X my Ys and Z my As!";
** A splash sound effect as someone falls in a body of water, swiftly followed by Little Jim saying "He's fallen in the wah-tah!";
** Referring to 'a photograph of...', 'a cardboard cutout of...', 'a mental picture of...' etc. as though it's the same as the real thing.
--> '''Seagoon:''' ''[while trying to seize control of a train from a hostile Grytpype-Thynne]'' Eccles, cover me with this photograph of a gun!
* ShapedLikeItself: "It was in the year 1656 that the dreaded nadger plague swept across Europe like the Dreaded Nadger Plague of 1656."
* ASimplePlan: Usually a ZanyScheme dreamt up by Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty. Occasionally involved a BatmanGambit with Seagoon as a willing but incompetent pawn, in which Seagoon's incompetence was harnessed to produce the required result.
* ShoutOut: A few scripts have had someone see [[Literature/ColdComfortFarm "something nasty in the woodshed."]]
** The very name of the show is a shout-out to ''ComicStrip/{{Popeye}}'': Milligan was fascinated with the huge lumbering not-burdened-with-brains Goons of the cartoon and visualised his characters as looking and acting like them.
** Major Bloodnok's line "I have enough decency, sir, not to move when I'm naked" was a reference to the shows at the Windmill Theatre, where nude women could appear on stage provided that they stood still ([[ItsNotPornItsArt if they didn't move, it was art]]).
* SoundToScreenAdaptation: ''The Telegoons'', a 1963-64 BBC TV series that remade some of the stories with puppets providing the visuals.
** There were also a couple of TV adaptations which basically re-created the original radio productions, ie with the cast reading their scripts in front of microphones.
* SpringtimeForHitler: In "The Man Who Won the War", Seagoon comes up with a set of increasingly ridiculous schemes to win [=WW2=] in the hope that he will be declared mad and discharged from the army. The title of the episode should indicate how well this goes
* StealTheSurroundings: In "The Great Bank Robbery", the robbers steal the entire bank, airlifting it away with a zeppelin.
* StronglyWordedLetter: Threatening to write a letter to ''The Times'' was the usual response of many characters to any indignity heaped upon them.
-->''[loud knocking on door]''\\
'''Ray Ellington:''' Open up, or I'll write to the Times.
* StudioAudience: If not given applause when entering, Bluebottle would occasionally supply his own pre-recorded wild cheers. This was also utilized by Seagoon, and once used to thwart Greenslade.
* StuffBlowingUp: Frequently used to off Bluebottle.
* SubvertedTrope: The Goons were known for subverting the punchlines of some well-known jokes, mostly puns.
** From ''The Mighty Wurlitzer'':
--->'''Grytpype-Thynne:''' I thought I saw a Greek urn buried in the sand.\\
'''Moriarty:''' What's a Greek earn?\\
'''Grytpype-Thynne:''' It's a vase made by Greeks for carrying liquids.\\
'''Moriarty:''' I wasn't expecting that answer.\\
'''Grytpype-Thynne:''' Neither were quite a few smart alec listeners.
** From ''The Childe Harolde Rewarde'':
--->'''Seagoon:''' Could you help me to get this sword loose?\\
'''Ellington:''' Well I'll hold it, and when I nod my head, you hit it.\\
'''Seagoon:''' Let's get this right... You'll hold it, and when you nod your head, I hit it?\\
'''Ellington:''' Yeah!\\
'''Seagoon:''' Okay.\\
'''Ellington:''' Right.\\
''FX: Hammer on anvil''\\
'''Seagoon:''' Hurrah, that got it out. ''[laughs]'' Hands up all those who thought I was going to hit him on the nut?
* SuddenNameChange: In their first appearance, the two Indian characters are Mr Lalkaka and Mr Lakajee. Subsequently, Lakajee is renamed to Banerjee, because the original names were similar enough to confuse even the actors playing them.
* SurrealHumor: Oh so very much. It's practically the TropeCodifier!
* TakeThat
** In "The Canal":
-->'''Neddie:''' And, dear listener, changed he had. He looked tired and weary. His eyes... his eyes were sunk back in his head. They were bloodshot, watery, and red-rimmed. What had caused this?\\
'''Neddie's father:''' Neddie, we've bought a television set.
** In "The Mummified Priest", Crun announces he is having an ancient Egyptian manuscript sent to his museum to be translated. Neddie isn't sure about his translation skills, but don't worry; Crun "knows two men who are experts at reading ancient scripts: Creator/BobHope and Steve Allen."
** In "Ten Snowballs That Shook the World", the scene is suddenly interrupted by a ringing telephone.
-->'''Seagoon:''' Hello? \\
'''Throat:''' [[AC:Buy Grubbo dog food.]] \\
'''Seagoon:''' Right! ''[Hangs up]'' So ''that's'' commercial television.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: Pretty much any time there's a recorded message.
---> '''Willium:''' Hello hello hello, who's this kipping on the floor? What's this label round his neck say? ''[reads]'' "I am the new tenant 'ere". Oh, are you, mate? What's this second label say? ''[reads]'' "Yes I am."
** In "The Burning Embassy":
--->'''Radio:''' This is the BBC Spon Service, and here is the news. On reaching the Middle East, parcels of British water intended for the blazing embassy in China have completely evaporated.\\
'''Neddie:''' Evaporated? Are you sure?\\
'''Radio:''' Positive.
* TemporarySubstitute: Colonel Chinstrap replaces Major Bloodnok in "Who is Pink Oboe?", as Sellers was ill. Sellers' other characters were also replaced or played by guest actors.
* TemptingFate: In "The Dreaded Piano Clubber":
-->'''Greenslade:''' Make sure you are never on the streets alone. It is known that he never makes his attacks inside a building, so if like myself you work indoors, you are-- ''[[PianoDrop [CRASH] ]]''
* TheyCallMeMisterTibbs: In "Robin Hood and his Mirry Mon":
--> '''Sheriff:''' Listen, scum... \\
'''Friar Balsam:''' ''Mister'' Scum to you!
* ThemeNaming: A RunningGag is that different kinds of cigarettes or cigars are named after different types of primate.
-->'''Seagoon:''' Have a gorilla.\\
'''Eidelburger:''' No thankyou, I only smoke baboons.
* ThisBananaIsArmed: "You fool, you can't shoot me with a banana, it's-" Bang! Bang! "... swine ... it was ... loaded!" *thump"
* ThoseTwoBadGuys: Grytpype and Moriarty
* ThoseTwoGuys: Eccles and Bluebottle
* TheTreacheryOfImages: Parodied--in the Goon Show's universe, having a photograph of something or a cardboard cutout replica of it is usually treated as being the same as actually having that thing.
* TheUnintelligible: several occasions.
** Ellington, doing a Zulu Chief impersonation...
-->'''Ellington:''' ''[long string of african-esque gibberish]''\\
'''Seagoon:''' Hm. Flowerdew, tell him I can't understand what he's saying.\\
'''Flowerdew:''' ''[short, very soft-spoken gibberish]''\\
'''Ellington:''' ''[long string of very emphatic gibberish]''\\
'''Flowerdew:''' He says, sir, he doesn't understand what he's saying either.
** Little Jim, except when announcing someone had fallen in the wa-tah. In the final episode, only Eccles could understand Little Jim - ''including Little Jim''. Bluebottle concludes that he must be one of [[UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher Mrs. Thatcher's]] incomprehensives[[note]]A reference to the Comprehensive School system introduced by Tory Party, of which Thatcher was the Education Minister.[[/note]].
* TrickedIntoSigning: In "The Policy", Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty ask Neddie to give them his autograph on a piece of paper that's actually a will leaving them all his money. When he asks why the piece of paper has "Will" written at the top, Grytpype-Thynne explains that that's its name.
* UnitConfusion: A very common gag.
* UniversalAdaptorCast: The core characters were cast in different stories each show.
* UnsoundEffect:
-->'''Bloodnok:''' Tell him to wait in the hiding room while I paste these photographs in my hat. Paste, paste -- well, there's no sound effect for paste, is there?
* WeAREStrugglingTogether: In ''The Affair of the Lone Banana'' -
-->'''Moriarty:''' You see señor, the united anti-socialist neo-democratic pro-fascist communist party is fighting to overthrow the unilateral democratic united partisan bellicose pacifist cobelligerent tory labour liberal party!\\
'''Seagoon:''' Whose side are you on?\\
'''Moriarty:''' There are no sides - we are all in this together.
* WhereWhere: Crossed with {{Cloudcuckoolander}} usually...
-->'''Henry Crun:''' ''[hangs up a phone call which we only heard his side of]''\\
'''Minnie:''' Who was that on the phone, Henry?\\
'''Henry Crun:''' It was me, Minnie.\\
'''Minnie:''' Oh! I thought I recognized the voice.
* WhyAreWeWhispering: In the episode "The Case of the Vanishing Room", Inspector Seagoon arrives at a house where a murder has been committed. The door is answered by Grytptype, who speaks in a whisper, and Seagoon lowers his voice to match. After they've exchanged half-a-dozen lines, another character shouts at them not to leave the door open.
-->'''Seagoon:''' Here, why isn't he whispering?\\
'''Grytpype:''' He hasn't got laryngitis.
* WillTalkForAPrice: Several instances.
* XylophoneGag: The piano version, when Moriarty and Grytpype-Thynne try to blow up the Chinese nationalist leader [[PunnyName General Kashmychek]].
* ZanyScheme