->''"You know, applause from you makes me wanna shower."''
-->-- '''Franchise/{{Spider-Man}}''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan''

->''"Cool dude, likes us, likes our show... too bad he's a'' fuckin' [[{{Pyromaniac}} arsonist]].''"''
-->-- '''Penn Jillette''' on Rodney Coronado, ''Series/PennAndTellerBullshit''

->'''Ninth Doctor:''' If you want orders, follow this one. Kill yourself.\\
'''Dalek:''' The Daleks must survive!\\
'''Doctor:''' The Daleks have FAILED! Why don't you finish the job and make them extinct? Rid the universe of your filth! '''[[WhyWontYouDie Why don't you just DIE?!]]'''\\
'''Dalek:'''...You would make a good Dalek.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Dalek"

->"If you truly dislike censorship, and do not wish to see more self-censorship in the future, then you would be doing your part to behave in a way that doesn’t make creators feel embarrassed to be defended by you."
-->'''[[Creator/AndrewHussie Andrew Hussie]]''', in response to some...[[MisaimedFandom defensive fans]]

->''I tell you, there is something very satisfying watching [[OurAngelsAreDifferent a 'good' boy]] do such [[UnscrupulousHero bad things]]...''
-->--{{Satan}}, ''VideoGame/{{Messiah}}''

->''I have no pride for you, who ruined everything my revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!"
-->--'''UsefulNotes/VladimirLenin''', to UsefulNotes/JosefStalin (the self-proclaimed "pride of Lenin"), ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

->''"If it's true, it's terrifying. We're not really ''watch''dogs, we're the kind of dogs that lick each other's balls."''
-->-- '''Jon Stewart''', on ''Series/TheDailyShow'' being called a respected news source and the watchdog of other news shows and channels.

->'''[[BlackKnight Dorn]]''': For most of your life [[LawfulGood you]] have walked in Selune's light. [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Now, you have embarked down a path of darkness]]. [[OurDemonsAreDifferent He]] sees great potential in you.\\
'''[[BareFistedMonk Rasaad]]''': I wish I could say I found that flattering.
-->-- ''VideoGame/BaldursGate II: Enhanced Edition''

-->--[[LoveableRogue Jack Sparrow]] to [[OnlySaneMan Elizabeth]] after she outmanoeuvres him.

->'''Soliss:''' "Twenty years ago you'd have just wrestled him down. Now you're [[ShutUpHannibal gloating]] over his mashed face! For the first time I am ''actually'' glad that you're a [[KnightTemplar paladin]]."\\
'''Jors:''' "I'll bear that compliment with all the pride it merits, Dameh.''
-->-- ''[[http://www.noscrying.com/comic/chapter-1-page-55/ No Scrying]]''

->'''Reporter:''' ...I can only thank God in Heaven there is at least one woman out there interested in justice. There is absolutely no doubt that US laws and constitution protect the guilty more than the innocent..."\\
'''Chuck:''' A tip: unless your goal is to make the hero question what they're doing, don't have their supporters defend them with things that are fucking stupid.
-->-- ''Website/SFDebris'', ''Series/WonderWoman2011Pilot'' review.

->"Tom says it's okay!" ({{Beat}}) "That probably means it's not okay."
-->'''Andy,''' ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''