Quotes / Worse with Context

Barney: It's a magic trick. You see, I'm something of a magician—
Airport security guard: Open the box, sir.
Barney: Hahahaha. Oh, I can't do that.
(dog starts barking at the box)
Guard: Sir, are there drugs in that box?
Barney: Oh, no, he's probably just barking because of the explosives.
(guards point guns at him)

— How I Met Your Mother, "The Magician's Code Pt. 2"

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