->''Enemy lasagna''
->''Robust below wax''
->''Semiautomatic aqua''
->''Accompany slacks''
-->--'''LemonDemon''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRisDso99s0 Word Disassociation]]''

->"In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
->Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
->With the plastic eyeballs and spraypaint the vegetables..."
-->--Music/{{Beck}}, "Loser"

->"Normalized the signal and you're banging on freon
->Paleolithic eon
->Put the fake goatee on"
-->--'''Soul Coughing''', "Sugar Free Jazz"

->"Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
->Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday
->Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
->[[SonicTheHedgehog I am the eggman]], they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Goo goo ga joob"
-->--'''Music/TheBeatles''', "I Am the Walrus"

->''"Let's see the fuckers figure'' that ''one out!"''
-->--'''John Lennon''' to Paul McCartney after writing the above song

->"Interior crocodile alligator
->I drive a Chevrolet movie theater"
-->--'''Chip tha Ripper''', "S.L.A.B. Freestyle"

->"It is now time to make it unclear\\
To write off lines that don't make sense"
-->--'''Music/{{Nirvana}}''', "On a Plain"

->''Does it hurt when 'glossolalia coats your skin?' Where can I find a nice new pair of 'unkempt nourishment plows?' What are 'castrating kisses stalactite stems?' I certainly don't know, and neither do the members of Mars Volta who wrote these lyrics.''
-->-- '''Dustin Glick''', ''The Five Most Unintentionally Funny Albums of 2006''


->"Chickity China the Chinese chicken
->You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
->Watchin [[Series/TheXFiles X-Files]] with no lights on, we're dans la maison
->I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
->Like Creator/HarrisonFord I'm getting Film/{{Frantic}}
->Like Sting I'm Tantric
->Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
->Like [[Creator/AkiraKurosawa Kurosawa]] I make mad films
->Okay I don't make films
->But if I did they'd have a samurai
->Gonna get a set of better clubs
->Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my
->irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
->Gotta get in tune with Anime/SailorMoon
->Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
->that make me think the wrong thing"
-->--'''Music/BarenakedLadies''', "One Week"

->"I must have played this song like 3000 times in concert. And after all this time, I still have no idea what the fuck it's about."
-->-'''[[Music/{{REM}} Peter Buck]]''' talking about the song "Orange Crush"

->''Bernie Taupin has the ability to use allegory and irony in his lyrics to express profound truths about the human condition ... He also has the ability to write lyrics that make no fucking sense at all...''
-->'''[[Website/{{Cracked}} cracked.com]]''' on '''[[http://www.cracked.com/funny-529-elton-john/ Elton John]]'''

->''"We pretty much write these songs and let other people figure them out."''
-->-'''[[Music/TheyMightBeGiants John Linnell]]'''

->''"Now they're trying to come up with meanings for [[Music/TheBeatles Beatles]] songs. I never understood what any of them were about, myself...''"
-->-'''RingoStarr''

->''"Tape has brightening arm connect"''\\
''[[LampshadeHanging "Wait, that didn't make sense"]]''\\
''"Self paint lever itching does"''\\
''"That made even less sense..."''\\
''"Shaving copter anymore"''\\
''"That's not even a sentence!"''\\
''"Weld crat tonsil speep enact"''\\
''"Some of those aren't words..."''
-->-'''Music/TheyMightBeGiants''', "Thinking Machine"

->''"No-one else can make me feel the colors that you bring." What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?''
-->-'''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', on '''Minnie Riperton''''s "Loving You"

->''OK, see, according to every Internet site I consulted (believe me, I consulted a lot of them), what [[Music/KanyeWest Kanye's]] saying is "bathe my ape in your Milky Way". (plays line with subtitles) That can't possibly be the case, and if it is: Kanye, there's an art to sexual innuendo. You've gotta have some kind of sense. You can't just take a vaguely sexual sentence and throw random words into it!''
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', on '''Music/KanyeWest''''s first [[AWildRapperAppears rap verse]] on [[Music/KatyPerry E.T.]]

->''I'm jumping in a pimento shower''\\
''I wanted the music first''\\
''In the tragic square of the Fresh Prince''\\
''There went a perfect brown baby''\\
''The guards can see we're all out of weapons, no machetes''\\
''Lotion raw bruises''\\
''Lotion raw bruises''\\
''Drink''\\
''or sip''\\
''A wench''\\
''At our hotel''\\
''Wolf government anchovies-when they laugh at you, you'll drown''\\
''Eye of the sparrow''\\
''This girl slipped on my arrow''
-->--'''Jim Lehrer''', ''Music/BadLipReading'', "Eye of the Sparrow"

->''Ah, Satan sees Natasha, no devil lived on''\\
''Lonely Tylenol, not a banana baton''\\
''No "X" in "Nixon", O stone be not so''\\
''O Geronimo, no minor ego!''\\
''"Naomi", I moan, "a Toyota's a Toyota"''\\
''A dog! A panic! In a pagoda!''\\
''Oh no Don Ho! Nurse I spy gypsies-run!''\\
''Senile felines, now I see bees I won''
-->--'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Bob"

->''A great track, but the lyrics are fucking gibberish. You look at them and go, "Stop watching documentaries, you knob". Who knows what I was going on about? [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs I was fucking stoned]].''
-->--'''Music/RobbieWilliams''', on ''Bodies''

->''I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake''\\
''But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake''\\
''I was only three years dead, but it told a tale''\\
''And now listen, little child, to the safety rail''\\
[...]\\
''Is that how it's told now? Is it all so old?''\\
''Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob ankle cold''\\
''Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck''\\
''Time for me to retire now and become a duck.''
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRozKfYGFVc The Llama Song]]

->''Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say,''\\
''Your cheques will arrive on another day.''\\
''Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar''\\
''Another stuffed shirt with another white collar''\\
''CRIMINALS! WALL STREET TAKING THE PIE!''\\
''AND ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES!''\\
''Prisons recruitin', and police be shootin'''\\
''Then rap artists lootin' and the labels all dilutin' ''\\
''And Barack Obama, BE SCAAAARRRED of me''\\
''Cause I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free''
-->--'''Dean Pelton''', ''Series/{{Community}}'', "VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing"


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