Quotes / Will They or Won't They?

"Well, as you know, I've been studying comedy, learning what's funny. I'm watching Friends right now. What happens with Ross and Rachel? No, no, don't tell me..."
Jack, 30 Rock

He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling
Never changes a thing
The week ends, the week begins
She thinks, we look at each other
Wondering what the other is thinking
But we never say a thing
And these crimes between us grow deeper
Dave Matthews Band, "Ants Go Marching"

"Oh, I hate Ross! Oh, I love Ross! Oh, I hate Ross! Oh, I love Ross!"
— Monica, pretending to be Rachel, Friends

"What is wrong with the two of you? Seriously! He likes you and you like him and just ... just ... just be together! Geez Louise, happiness is not that difficult."

Janitor: For three years I've been watching you pine after Blonde Doctor, and I gotta tell you, everyone is sick of it! "Will they? Won't they? Looks like they're going to! Ooh, the last second, something might — ooh ooh ooh!" Come on! Enough already! I mean, you guys aren't exactly Ross and Rachel.
J.D.: Who?
Janitor: Dr. Ross, and Rachel from bookkeeping.

"'I'm going to break up with her because there's a risk of harm to Lana. It hurts her that I have a secret. So instead of telling her, I'm gonna break up with her! FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER! (two episodes max)'

This was OLD, and I mean OLD, like Horatio Alger going back in time old, in season two...This one is like if a bird fell down in front of them and Clark said, 'Uh, that's a bad omen. We're so over. I'm off to put up some tarps. YOINK!" And then the Wile E Coyote tappity tappity feet and he's off. BEEP BEEP!

So IT'S OVER. FOREVER. AND EVER AND EVER. Clark and Lana will NEVER EVER EVER be together again. It's over this time. Really! ...If it's true, I openly concede that this was the best episode of the series ever, because it saved the series. But you and I both know it's not, so it holds no drama, no hope, no character, nothing."
Neal Bailey on Smallville ("Hypnotic")

"Fufufu, can great detectives deduce the emotions and feelings between men and women? They can't, right? Figuring out the feelings of the opposite sex is an even more advanced art than exposing the tricks in difficult crime cases. If you ask me, romance novels have much deeper mysteries than masterpiece mystery novels."
Kyrie Ushiromiya, Umineko: When They Cry