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->'''Bill:''' I figured out why you keep your box as a phone box. \\
'''The Doctor:''' I told you, it's stuck. \\
'''Bill:''' "Advice and Assistance Obtainable Immediately." You like that. \\
'''The Doctor:''' No, I don't. \\
'''Bill:''' See, this is the point. You don't call the helpline because you ''are'' the helpline.

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\n->'''Bill:''' I figured out why you keep your box as a phone box. \\
'''The Doctor:''' I told you, it's stuck. \\
'''Bill:''' "Advice and Assistance Obtainable Immediately." You like that. \\
'''The Doctor:''' No, I don't. \\
'''Bill:''' See, this is the point. You don't call the helpline because you ''are'' the helpline. helpline.




































-->-- '''Solder''' making a sales pitch for the ''[[WebAnimation/DoctorLalve Anti Spook Squad]]''


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-->-- '''Solder''' '''[[Videogame/TeamFortress2 Soldier]]''' making a sales pitch for the ''[[WebAnimation/DoctorLalve Anti Spook Squad]]''

Squad]]''
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-->-- '''Solder''' making a sales pitch for the ''[[WebAnimation/WebAnimation/DoctorLalve Anti Spook Squad]]''


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-->-- '''Solder''' making a sales pitch for the ''[[WebAnimation/WebAnimation/DoctorLalve ''[[WebAnimation/DoctorLalve Anti Spook Squad]]''

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-->-- '''Solder''' making a sales pitch for the ''[[WebAnimation/DrLalve Anti Spook Squad]]''


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-->-- '''Solder''' making a sales pitch for the ''[[WebAnimation/DrLalve ''[[WebAnimation/WebAnimation/DoctorLalve Anti Spook Squad]]''

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->''"Oh look, it's a ghost. What's that? You looking for men to slap the ghost crap back to Canada where it belongs?! Let me give you some advice."''
-->-- '''Solder''' making a sales pitch for the ''[[WebAnimation/DrLalve Anti Spook Squad]]''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends''
''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'', "[[Recap/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriendsS1E6Bloooo Bloooo]]"
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->''"Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear. No one else will protect us; we must stand up for ourselves. While the rest of mankind dwells in the light, we must stand in the darkness to combat it, contain it, and shield it from the eyes of the public, so that others may live in a sane, normal world.''
->''We secure. We contain. We protect."''
-->-- '''The Administrator''', ''Website/SCPFoundation''
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swapping quote per forum, fixing PQC OP


->''"When things get strange, when [[ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight what goes bump in the night flicks on the lights]], when no one else can help you, give me a call. I'm in the book."''
-->-- '''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]''', ''Literature/StormFront''

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->''"When things get strange, when [[ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight ->'''Prosecutor:''' So what goes bump in you're saying is that the night flicks on world of the lights]], when no one else can help you, give me a call. supernatural is your exclusive province?\\
'''Peter:''' Kitten, I think that what
I'm in the book."''
saying is that: sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who you gonna call?
-->-- '''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]''', ''Literature/StormFront''
''Film/GhostbustersII''



->'''Ayaka:''' (''singing'') Listen everybody, we've got something for you:\\
[[LampshadeHanging you might need an excorcism, possibly two.]]\\
Don't let those rotten monsters bug you again. We have a permanent solution, my friend:\\

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->'''Ayaka:''' (''singing'') Listen ->Listen everybody, we've got something for you:\\
[[LampshadeHanging you You might need an excorcism, exorcism, possibly two.]]\\
Don't let those rotten monsters devils bug you again. We have got a permanent solution, my friend:\\



-->-- from the OP of ''Anime/PhantomQuestCorp'', '''which doubles as their ad'''

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-->-- '''Ayaka''', from the OP of ''Anime/PhantomQuestCorp'', '''which doubles as their ad'''
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->''Raymond's Agency is a firm specializing in occult and inexplainable phenomena. The grim reaper scaring your children or vampire ghouls knocking on your door? (1) Call the agency. (2) Wait 10 minutes before Raymond picks up the phone. (3) Pay the fee. (4) Its two only employees are the fabulous duo; Ann Flores and her partner, Ayane Misuno.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/ANNOMutationem''
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->''[Coco picks up the phone]''

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->''[Coco picks up the phone]''phone]''\\

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->'''Wilt:''' There's a ghost running around the Foster's house? Who are we gonna call?\\

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->'''Wilt:''' There's a ghost running around ->''[Coco picks up the Foster's house? phone]''
'''Wilt:'''
Who are we you gonna call?\\



'''Wilt:''' ...Nah, they went out of business years ago.

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'''Wilt:''' ...Nah, they went '''Wilt:''' They've been out of business years ago.for years.
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->''"Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost? If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals... Ghostbusters! Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. We're ready to believe you!"''
-->--'''The Ghostbusters''', ''Film/Ghostbusters1984''
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Eh, wrong place.



->'''[[PlayerCharacter The Detective]]:''' Can't someone else do it?\\
'''[[TheLancer Lt. Kim Kitsuragi]]:''' Someone else? You mean like... ''the police''?\\
'''The Detective:''' Yes, exactly -- call the police.\\
'''Lt. Kim Kitsuragi:''' Someone already did. You know who came? We did. Because we have made bad life decisions.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''
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'''[[TheLancer Kim]]:''' Someone else? You mean like... ''the police''?\\

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'''[[TheLancer Kim]]:''' Lt. Kim Kitsuragi]]:''' Someone else? You mean like... ''the police''?\\



'''Kim:''' Someone already did. You know who came? We did. Because we have made bad life decisions.

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'''Kim:''' '''Lt. Kim Kitsuragi:''' Someone already did. You know who came? We did. Because we have made bad life decisions.
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->'''Fry:''' All I know is, I've got a ghost that needs busting.
->'''Hermes:''' Who you gonna call?
->'''Fry:''' Gho-
->'''Answering Machine:''' [[DiscreditedMeme The number you have dialed has been]] ''[[DiscreditedMeme lame]]'' [[DiscreditedMeme since 1989]].

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->'''Fry:''' All I know is, I've got a ghost that needs busting.
->'''Hermes:'''
busting.\\
'''Hermes:'''
Who you gonna call?
->'''Fry:''' Gho-
->'''Answering
call?\\
'''Fry:''' Gho--\\
'''Answering
Machine:''' [[DiscreditedMeme The number you have dialed has been]] ''[[DiscreditedMeme lame]]'' [[DiscreditedMeme since 1989]].



->'''Stanz''': Are you tired of two geeks in moustaches?
->'''Spengler''': Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?
->'''Venkman''': If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do: Give us a call.
->'''in unison''': [[PreAsskickingOneliner WE'RE READY TO DEFEAT YOU!!]]

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->'''Stanz''': Are you tired of two geeks in moustaches?
->'''Spengler''':
moustaches?\\
'''Spengler''':
Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?
->'''Venkman''':
crashes?\\
'''Venkman''':
If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do: Give us a call.
->'''in
call.\\
'''in
unison''': [[PreAsskickingOneliner WE'RE READY TO DEFEAT YOU!!]]


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->'''[[PlayerCharacter The Detective]]:''' Can't someone else do it?\\
'''[[TheLancer Kim]]:''' Someone else? You mean like... ''the police''?\\
'''The Detective:''' Yes, exactly -- call the police.\\
'''Kim:''' Someone already did. You know who came? We did. Because we have made bad life decisions.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''
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'''Doctor:''' ''(pokes his head out from under the TARDIS console)'' Who you gonna call?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Army of Ghosts"

->'''Doctor''': It's Christmas at the North Pole. Who you gonna call?\\

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'''Doctor:''' '''The Doctor:''' ''(pokes his head out from under the TARDIS console)'' Who you gonna call?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E12ArmyOfGhosts "Army of Ghosts"

->'''Doctor''':
Ghosts"]]

->'''The Doctor:'''
It's Christmas at the North Pole. Who you gonna call?\\



-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Last Christmas"

->'''Bill''': I figured out why you keep your box as a phone box. \\
'''Doctor''': I told you, it's stuck. \\
'''Bill''': "Advice and Assistance Obtainable Immediately." You like that. \\
'''Doctor''': No, I don't. \\
'''Bill''': See, this is the point. You don't call the helpline because you ''are'' the helpline.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Smile"

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-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWho2014CSLastChristmas "Last Christmas"

->'''Bill''':
Christmas"]]

->'''Bill:'''
I figured out why you keep your box as a phone box. \\
'''Doctor''': '''The Doctor:''' I told you, it's stuck. \\
'''Bill''': '''Bill:''' "Advice and Assistance Obtainable Immediately." You like that. \\
'''Doctor''': '''The Doctor:''' No, I don't. \\
'''Bill''': '''Bill:''' See, this is the point. You don't call the helpline because you ''are'' the helpline.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Smile"
[[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E2Smile "Smile"]]
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->''"This looks like a job '''for Superman'''!"''
-->-- '''Clark Kent''', traditionally when transforming into his alter-ego, ''Franchise/{{Superman}}''
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-->-- '''Professor Bruttenholm''', ''Film/{{Hellboy}}''

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-->-- '''Professor Bruttenholm''', ''Film/{{Hellboy}}''
''Film/Hellboy2004''
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->'''[[KentBrockmanNews Tom Tucker:]]''': In other news, a local family have had their house destroyed by ghosts. Who they gonna call?\\
'''Diane Simmons:''': *sighs* Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}, Tom?\\
'''Tom Tucker:''': No, Diane, their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.

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->'''[[KentBrockmanNews Tom Tucker:]]''': Tucker:]]''' In other news, a local family have had their house destroyed by ghosts. Who they gonna call?\\
'''Diane Simmons:''': Simmons:''' *sighs* Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}, Tom?\\
'''Tom Tucker:''': Tucker:''' No, Diane, their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
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-->-- '''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy,''' "Petergeist"

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-->-- '''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy,''' ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Petergeist"

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