Trailer Narrator: The sun. For millions of years, the source of life. But for one planet, the source of its demise. The temperatures climbed. The vast fields of ice at its poles melted and the oceans rose. Centuries later, few people remain, on this planet once called, Earth. Among them, a man, who still searches. A woman, who still hopes. And a small child, who carries the secret to a new beginning. In this place they know only as… “Waterworld”.
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Arthur: I've figured out what's wrong with the movie Waterworld.
Sheldon: Ooo, timely.
Arthur: Ignoring that... what's wrong with Waterworld, is that they're all living on the surface of an endless, global ocean. And yet... everyone is filthy.
"A few more seconds and the world would have looked like a financial disaster starring Kevin Costner."
— Captain Proton, Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space
