"You must be at least this high to watch."
"It's a fantastic, very crude, very absurd, very offensive game, but apparently it's fun. And one commenter in particular said the experience would be enhanced if I added alcohol to the equation. So that's exactly what I'm gonna do! When I play this game — and I'm gonna play it all in one sitting here today, all at once — at the beginning of every episode, I'm going to take a shot of that delicious cinnamon whiskey that got me, Bob, Wade, and Yamimash in trouble in Boston at PAX East."
"The only way anyone can make sense out of this film is if they're on meth".
