->'''Roger: '''Jason, how do I view it?
->'''Jason: '''Go to your e-mail.
->''Documents folder erased.''
->'''Jason: '''Scroll down to the one labeled "to Dad".
->''Music folder erased.''
->'''Jason: '''Now click on that.
->''Photos folder erased.''
->'''Jason: '''There should be a link. Click on it.
->''Hard drive reformat commencing.''
->'''Roger: '''I think I did something wrong.
->'''Jason: '''Clearly, sending Dad an e-card for Father's Day was a mistake.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot''

->''"I can kill a copier at thirty paces."''
-->-- '''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]'''

->''"You are Destructicon, bringer of entropy and ruination! No touching anything ever!"''
-->-- '''Eastwood''', ''ExterminatusNow''

->'''Ellen''': Let me tell you something. I've been repairing computers since I was twelve. And, although computer science is supposed to be a really logical, hard science kind of thing... I swear to you, I've come to believe in the existence of gremlins.
->'''Ellen''': I've seen hundreds - literally hundreds - of cases where someone who's "not good with computers" does something, it causes an error, and I do the same thing and... it doesn't. Or they bring in a box and as soon as I plug it in, the glitch mysteriously vanishes.
->'''Jamie''': So you're telling me that my laptop is infested with gremlins?
->'''Ellen''': Oh, gremlins don't infest boxes. They infest people.
-->-- ''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup'' [[http://leftoversoup.com/archive.php?num=19]]

->''"I didn't lose my phone charger. It ran away. I literally repel technology."''
-->-- '''Renee''', ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''

->''"Machines and I don't get along."''
-->-- '''Astoria Carlton-Ritz''', ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers''
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