Oh, and I see you have a made a list of some of your personal achievements. Thank you for that; I love reading. And I see that you have been given the Medal of Honor...and a knighthood...you had your own cooking show...and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds?
— Miss Hattie, Despicable Me
Joey: I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Which, according to my résumé, I'm fluent in.
Ross: Joey, you shouldn't lie on your résumé.
Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?
Ross: (whispering sheepishly) It was okay...
Ross: Joey, you shouldn't lie on your résumé.
Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?
Ross: (whispering sheepishly) It was okay...
— Friends, "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
