->"''[[LampshadeHanging Great, we picked up another one...]]''"
-->-- '''[[MetaGuy Chisame]],''' ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima''

->"''Damn my charisma!''"
-->-- '''[[AdorablyPrecociousChild Negi Springfield]],''' ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima''

->''"[[Music/JayZ He's got ninety-nine problems]], and these bitches are the main ones."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/SteveBlum TOM 3.0]]'''; when advertising the ''Anime/TenchiMuyo'' [=DVDs=] during the AprilFoolsDay Creator/{{Toonami}} revival.

-> '''Grosvener''': Yes yes--I am aesthetic and poetic.\\
'''All the Ladies''': Then, we love you!\\
'''Dragoons''': They love him! Horror!\\
'''Bunthorne and Patience''': They love him! Horror!\\
'''Grosvener''': They love me! Horror! Horror! Horror!
-->-- Creator/GilbertAndSullivan: ''Theatre/{{Patience}}''

->'''Julie''': Just how many girls are in your life now?\\
'''Ben''': At this point, I don't even have a clue.

->''"Oh, what gives? Don't you like women hurling themselves at you?"''
-->-- An unwanted suitor to '''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/{{HERZ}}'', ''chapter 1''

->''"Everytime I see you, you have a new girl on your arm. I really can't congratulate you enough!"''
-->-- '''Meme Oshino''', ''LightNovel/{{Bakemonogatari}}''

->''Johnny tried his best to hide from every girl he knew,\\
But even this he couldn't do,\\
For they would follow him most everywhere,\\
Then his friends got him to spend a week or two at home\\
It's worse now than before, 'cause the girl next door hollered thru the telephone''
-->-- '''Billy Murray''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6eZqYdOMLk Oh Johnny]]''