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"But they're no match for my fairy detector chair (read: electric chair). If they survive, they're FAIRIES!! And if they don't, I HAVE TENURE!!"
Mr. Crocker, The Fairly Oddparents

"As soon as it transpires that murders are being committed in their name, the government should have immediately have shut down this operation. In season one that would be no great loss."

"Let's pretend for a minute that you work for me."
"Man, you are really unpleasant—"
"Okay, then let's pretend you don't."
"You can't fire me. I'm vision girl." (sticks out tongue)
Cordelia and Angel, Angel "Untouched"

"You think you can't get fired 'cause you have seniority? Well... okay. Technically, you're correct."
Mr. Roper to Ash, Ash vs. Evil Dead

"You’ll never be rid of him, Chicago. He has 30 years and $567 buttzillion left on his current contract...This man plays quarterback with the same amount of urgency that Adam Sandler puts into his film roles. One day, Cutler will just amble out onto the field in cargo shorts and demand to hand the ball off to Rob Schneider. It’s coming. I can feel it. He’ll never leave Chicago. He’ll build a patio at midfield and just hang out for the next two decades, grilling burgers while the Bears lose every game by 36 points. I kinda love him. If I were that rich, I’d be that lazy."
Drew Magary, "Why Your Team Sucks 2015! Chicago Bears"

DuMedd: You won't get away with this, Professor Bosewichte! I finally have proof of your treachery!
Professor Bosewichte: Tenure!

"My job? Toilets 'n' boilers, boilers 'n' toilets. Plus that one boiling toilet. Fire me if'n you dare."
—-Scruffy Scruffington, Futurama

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