"Son, you gotta give 110% out there! I know mathematically it's only possible to give 100%, but you gotta squeeeeze that extra ten percent out there for me, Mac!"
— Doc Louis, Punch-Out!!
Just make the whole thing, you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.
— Rainbow Dash, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
"An attempt at comedy that falls flat is the basic unit of raw despair."
— Zero Punctuation, Best of 2014
"She told him that she loves me, which is an important data point."
— Overheard by Leon Wieseltier, What Big Data Will Never Explain