Quotes: Trash of the Titans

If you see something this big with eight legs coming your way, let me know. I have to kill it before it develops language skills.
Londo Mollari (has a slight bug problem in his quarters), Babylon 5

"You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket on a chair? Well instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time itself and garbage is all that has survived."
Ross Geller, Friends

Marisa: (flying through Eientei) "It'd take one hell of a janitor to clean a hall that long."
Alice: "Still easier than cleaning your house, Marisa."
Touhou Imperishable Night

Look at all this garbage I keep generatin'
(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin'
Bet there's a hundred health codes that I'm violatin'
Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitatin