"Do you speak English?... DO YOU SPEAK.. ENGLISH?!"
— Mork, Mork & Mindy, "Putting the Ork Back in Mork" (as it turned out, he could speak English, but shouting wouldn't have helped if he couldn't).
"There's no reason to shout at me. I'm Pakistani, not deaf."
— Pakistani Pharmacist, The 51st State
Caller: I canna ammas farl a mara amas mitt.
Submitter: I'm sorry, sir. I didn't quite understand that.
Caller: I camo olives for all a moron all this spit.
Submitter: I do apologize, but I'm not able to understand you still.
Caller: I... can't... apollo... ferrari... a moral... on... this... day!
Submitter: Sir, I can hear you, but I can not understand what it is that you are trying to tell me.
Submitter: I'm sorry, sir. I didn't quite understand that.
Caller: I camo olives for all a moron all this spit.
Submitter: I do apologize, but I'm not able to understand you still.
Caller: I... can't... apollo... ferrari... a moral... on... this... day!
Submitter: Sir, I can hear you, but I can not understand what it is that you are trying to tell me.
