Quotes / Top-Heavy Guy

Webcomics

Kid: Hey, mister, are you a security guard?
Nick: Um... no?
Kid: Yes you are. I can tell... Your neck is waaay too big for you to be a regular people.

— Schlock Mercenary, 19 Sept. 2001

"Dude, WTF is up with your entire body.
Guy could do push-ups standing up. Bro swallowed a pyramid and it got stuck in his throat. How did he get that shirt on."

— This comment on Chapter 5, Page 20 of Star Impact (referring to Dove)

Western Animation

"I’m not sure if you can see it at home, but I’m 75% upper body."

— Ryan, Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Real Life

"Never skip 'Leg Day'"

— Advice on how to avoid this.

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