Rex: Lisa, please join my family for a weekend in the country. They'll be hunting, charades, and ever so many delightful romantic misunderstandings.
(the kids of Springfield clamor for Lisa)
Lisa's Brain: They're only using you for your pool, you know.
Lisa: Shut up, brain! I got friends now; I don't need you any more. Duh, yeah! I'd love to go to your house. Hyuck hyuck!
— The Simpsons, "Bart of Darkness"
"I think Homer gets stupider every year."
—Professor Lawrence Pierce, The Simpsons, "The Simpsons' 138th Episode Spectacular"
Chris: Donatello says the dumbest thing I have ever heard: 'If we die in the past, does that mean we don’t get born in the future?' F**k off, Donatello.
Matt: This is the same Donatello who figured out the physics of time travel earlier. The intelligence level of the turtles is Homer Simpson-like in how much it varies depending on the plot or a joke.
Chris: April doesn’t realize she’s in the past when a bunch of Samurai are walking around referring to her as a witch and trying to chop up a Walkman...Everyone in this movie is an idiot.