Rex: Lisa, please join my family for a weekend in the country. They'll be hunting, charades, and ever so many delightful romantic misunderstandings.
(the kids of Springfield clamor for Lisa)
Lisa's Brain: They're only using you for your pool, you know.
Lisa: Shut up, brain! I got friends now; I don't need you any more. Duh, yeah! I'd love to go to your house. Hyuck hyuck!
— The Simpsons, "Bart of Darkness"
"I think Homer gets stupider every year."
—Professor Lawrence Pierce, The Simpsons, "The Simpsons' 138th Episode Spectacular"
Chris: Paying rent to the guy who killed half the world to live on radioactive crystal that, and correct me if I’m wrong on this one, cannot actually support farming? So tempting! Hey, they got that Luthor is supposed to be a genius, right? Like, he’s not supposed to be dumb as all hell?
David: Maybe Otis killed Luthor in prison and took his identity.