Quotes / Took a Level in Dumbass

Suzaku: Apparently if you score negative on an IQ test, you can get a free pass out of anything!
Lelouche: You did so bad you owe points?
Suzaku: I DID BAD?!

I think Homer gets stupider every year.
Professor Lawrence Pierce, The Simpsons, "The Simpsons' 138th Episode Spectacular"

'Greyhound Three — we're stuck in the mud!' Oh, the irony of that statement...The Brig has been lobotomised to such an extent that he needs jolly Sergeant Benton to explain the science to him; how the mighty have fallen. It's not as if the TOM-TIT technobabble is especially hard to grasp, even if you are a pompous military idiot. I think if you rosy up the Brig's cheeks, put a wind up key on his back and have him marching around banging drums in the background of scenes, he would look less of a goon than he does when getting involved with the action.

This is amazing. Are all the babyfaces on this show completely stupid? I'm not even talking kind of naive, or dopey, or just even low-IQ; I mean "dangerously-unable-to-function-on-his-own" stupid. Like, "If you gave this guy a cup of applesauce and a spoon, he would probably drown"-stupid. Because that's what Mick Foley and Jeff Jarrett are like on this show.
Noah Antwiler on TNA iMPACT 9.23.12

...this is a version of James Bond who can’t work a bloody coffee machine — never mind doing anything awesome. In a moment later on, which pretty much defines Roger Moore’s iteration of the character, Bond draws a card from the tarot deck. “You have found yourself,” Solitaire remarks as Bond flips over a card labelled “The Fool”. That pretty much says it all, I think.

Chris: Donatello says the dumbest thing I have ever heard: 'If we die in the past, does that mean we don’t get born in the future?' F**k off, Donatello.
Matt: This is the same Donatello who figured out the physics of time travel earlier. The intelligence level of the turtles is Homer Simpson-like in how much it varies depending on the plot or a joke.
Chris: April doesn’t realize she’s in the past even when a bunch of Samurai are walking around referring to her as a witch and trying to chop up a Walkman...Everyone in this movie is an idiot.
Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III