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I'm gonna tell you guys something cause we're family. Tell you something I don't tell a lot of people. I don't even feel black some days. I feel like an alien that snatched a black body and didn't do any research at all. Didn't do anything, didn't read a book, didn't watch a movie, doesn't know what Boyz n the Hood is but loves trains.

A foolish man of the Negro persuasion
Devoted his life to become a Caucasian
He stopped eating pork, he stopped eating greens
He traded his Dashiki for some Jord'ache Jeans
He learned to play golf and he got a good score
Now he says to himself: "I ain't no nigger no more."

McDonald's and underpants as corporate backers
You stay at the Ritz cause you sold out to crackers!
Epic Rap Battles of History, “Michael Jordan Vs. Muhammed Ali”


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