->''"Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless experience proves you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor *is* naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza."''
-->-- '''The personal creed of [[{{WesternAnimation/Daria}} Daria Morgendorffer]]'''

->''"No, I didn't win. But at least I didn't make any new friendships."''
-->-- '''April Ludgate, ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'''''

->''"One desperate attempt after another to find something in common with someone else and then cling. 'Hey, you have ten fingers, I have ten fingers, let's be friends. We'll make rules and slogans. Then if we find someone with nine fingers, we can beat the crap out of them.'''
-->-- '''Georgia Lass''' (on the topic of human contact), ''Series/DeadLikeMe''

->''"After all, the fate of the world rests on my pitching... the world sure isn't worth much these days."''
-->-- '''Kyon''', ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya''

->''"I want to believe that cynicism comes from loving the world too much to let it get away with less."''
-->--''Rock, Paper, Cynic'', [[http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2009-11-06 this strip]]

->''It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.''
-->-- ''H.L. Mencken''

->'''David:''' Iím also slowly coming to the conclusion that one writer does all the dialogue for Lois Lane... Everything she says sounds like an out of context bit of a dirty limerick.\\
'''Chris''': Do you think itís the same guy who does Chloeís? Because I like to imagine two middle-aged dudes loosening their ties and rolling up their sleeves, sitting at desks across from each other, going back and forth to see who can be the most grating.\\
'''David''': If it isnít, then they must have a Lois Lane Dialogue Style Guide:\\\
* Use alliteration as much as possible\\
* Belittle and infantilize the opposition
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-16-scion/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Scion")