->If it's a remake of a classic, rent the classic!
-->-- Jay Sherman, ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''

->Yes, all the charm of a simple little cartoon will melt before your eyes as it is replaced by newer and more standardized animation!
-->-- '''Announcer''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Free Hat"

!!!On Works
->Gus Van Sant's "shot-for-shot" remake is the addition of a masturbation scene. That's appropriate, since this new [[JustLikeMakingLove evokes memories in an attempt to re-create remembered passion.]]
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''{{Film/Psycho}}'' (1998)

->''{{Film/Big}}'' the TV show is happening, because Hollywood’s favorite thing to do is put on knife shoes and dance all over your childhood
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/30/afternoon-crumbs-120/ Michael K.]]'''

->Maybe calling it "disdain" is a little too harsh because that would [[InsultToRocks imply a distinct emotion or feel]] for the material; instead, there's only a sense of bewilderment, as if everyone involved quickly signed off on the idea of remaking ''Robocop'' before they realized ''oh, shit--how do we actually do that? Gulp.''
-->--'''[[http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=23987&reviewer=429 Brett Gallman]]''' on ''Film/Robocop2014''

->I would like to see a remake of ''Film/{{Beaches}}'' with Bette Midler. Only this time, Barbara Hershey should be played by Creator/AnneHathaway. But Anne Hathaway will have ''[[SequelEscalation much more]]'' cancer. And it'll be CGI cancer. And then when they're on the beach and the sun is setting, and she's about to die, she '''[[DefeatEqualsExplosion explodes]]'''. And Bette Milder won't do the theme song, no. No 'Wing Beneath My Wings' crap for this movie. The theme song will be done by Music/{{Kesha}}... and it'll be called "Sorry U Can't Go Out To Da Club Because U Got Cancer.
-->-- '''Mike Stoklasa''', ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag''