"My ride!"
"MY CRESTA!"
—Vice-Principal Uchiyamada in every story arc, Great Teacher Onizuka
My car, man, I just paid that thing off!
—Unnamed Terran marine if you destroy a car, Heart of the Swarm
My car, man, why does this keep happening!?
—(Presumably) the same Marine if you destroy a car, Legacy of the Void
What happened to my friggin car!?
—Carl Brutananadilewski, Aqua Teen Hunger Force