->''"Three words: Sneak Attack, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"''
-->-- '''Haley Starshine'''

->''"I may be in error, but I believe the appropriate proclamation is: "[[BorrowedCatchphrase Sneak Attack]], [[SophisticatedAsHell bitch]]"."''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius'''

->''"Who cares how many people I have to kill?! I can always make more in my tummy!"''
-->-- '''Kazumi Kato'''

->''"I tell you, nobody around here respects my schedule. Do you think crushing an entire civilization beneath our heels 'just happens'? It's all fun and games for them, but I'm the one who has to make the magical lightning-powered trains run on time."''
-->-- '''Redcloak'''

->''"'''not nale, not-nale. thog help nale nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nale by leaving not-nale, not nale, in jail.'''"''
-->-- '''Thog''', [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0367.html #367]]

->''"Your broken corpses will taste '''delicious''' lightly seasoned with nutmeg!"''
-->-- '''Monster in the Darkness'''

->''"Humans... I've come to expect your lack of respect for the lives of MY people, but I am still continually amazed at how little you value those of your own.\\
You're nothing but savages, amoral savages."''
-->-- '''Redcloak'''

->''"I am somewhat preoccupied with telling the laws of physics to sit down and shut up."''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius'''

->''"Sacrificing minions: Is there any problem it '''can't''' solve?"''
-->-- '''Xykon'''

->''"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius'''

-->-- '''Belkar Bitterleaf'''

->''"Solve a man's problems with violence, help him for a day. '''Teach''' a man to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime!"''
-->-- '''Belkar Bitterleaf'''

->''"Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we ''please'' resume saving the world?"''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius'''

-> ''(To the tune of Danny Boy)\\
O buddy Roy, the Lich, the Lich came calling\\
From round to round and in the air this day,\\
And though we have all found ourselves a-falling,\\
'Tis you, 'tis you went splat and we're OK.\\\
But come ye back when Raise Dead has been cast\\
After cash for Diamond Dust we pool,\\
'Cause we'll be here tomorrow after breakfast,\\
O buddy Roy, O buddy Roy, you're pretty cool.\\\
But if tomorrow, it turns out we got smacked down\\
If we're dead, our hit points worn away,\\
Then sorry dude, you won't be coming back now;\\
One death sucks, but six spells T-P-K.\\\
I won't see you in the afterlife in that case\\
Because you're Lawful, and Chaotic Good am I\\
And I don't think they'll let me hang at your place.\\
O buddy Roy, O buddy Roy, why did you die?''
-->-- '''Elan''', "O Buddy Roy"

->'''Vaarsuvius:''' Fascinating. Durkon, I have just now formulated a theory that encompasses both Nale's most likely method of engagement and the most suitable response on our part.\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' Ah, I see you have already grasped the core principles of my theory.

->'''Elan:''' (''being chased by Tarquin's guards'') Man! [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Is having someone who points out the clichés in all your plans always this annoying?]]\\
'''Haley:''' I love you, so I'm not going to answer that.

->''"Beating heart... breathing lungs... positive hit point total... I'M BACK IN THE GAME!"''
-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt'''

->'''Durkon:''' ...So that explains why ye just Charmed a muskrat inta humpin' Belkar's bare feet.\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' Hmm? Oh no, that is merely for my own personal amusement.\\
'''Belkar:''' What the-- Arrgh! Get off! Wild Empathy Check! WILD EMPATHY CHECK!!!

->'''O-Chul:''' (''in prisoner's underwear, having been imprisoned and tortured for months and put through death traps for Xykon's amusement, hit by ''Disintegrate'' and ''Meteor Swarm'' and entirely unarmed, facing an Epic-leveled Lich Sorcerer'') FOR AZURE CITY!!\\
'''Xykon:''' Wow. You've got some +5 Holy Cojones on you, paladin, I'll give you that.

->'''[[RunningGag Pretty much anybody:]]''' You call it your [[ICallHimMisterHappy Trouser Titan]]?\\
'''Roy:''' Not the point!

->''"Your life is much like this Go board, my friend. You have allowed yourself to be surrounded by enemy pieces-people who wish to bend you to their will, to remove your unique voice from the board and replace it with one of... of mindless subservience. But as you correctly point out, you are still holding two empty places in the center. They are your heart and your mind. They are the places that make you what you really are. Do you wish to surrender one of them so easily?"''
-->-- '''O-Chul'''

->''"The truth is, we don't really know '''what''' is going on anymore."''
-->-- '''Roy''' [[GambitPileup speaks for both]] [[WhamEpisode/TheOrderOfTheStick his team and the audience]]

->''"The phrase is Smite Evil, not [[EntendreFailure Bump Uglies]]."''

->''"I take back 80% of the bad things I've said about you in the last hour."''

->'''Vaarsuvius:''' I see. When the halfling eschews logic and makes decisions emotionally, it is problematic. But when ''you'' do it, it is valid. \\
'''Roy:''' ''NO!'' Maybe. My gut is smarter than his gut!

->''"That's '''you'''. You said those words. You can hang there and pretend you're so much nobler than I am, but for that one moment? You felt exactly how I feel. You are who you are on your very worst day, Durkon. Anything less is a comforting lie you tell yourself to numb the pain.'''
-->--'''The High Priest of Hel''', in one of the best [[BreakingSpeech Breaking Speeches]] of all time.

->''"You're not Good, at least not any definition of Good that I would want to follow. You follow the letter of the alignment description while ignoring its intent. Sure, you fight Evil, but when was the last time you showed a "concern for the dignity of sentient beings"? You're just a mean socially inept bully who hides behind a badge and her holier-than-thou morality as excuses to treat other people like crap."''
-->--'''Roy Greenhilt''', giving Miko a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech

->''"Everyone who can't fly, get on the dinosaur. We're punching through."''

->''"It always seemed weird to me to get mad about things going wrong, as if everything turning out ok was promised to anyone, ever. There wouldn't need to be paladins if the world was, like, '''fair'''."''

->''"I think I just had an evilgasm."''

-> ''"We're trained professionals. Well, we're semi-trained quasi-professionals, at any rate."''

->''"I have had quite enough of this, young man. Defending Greenhilt was misguided, but understandable -- but then you go and hide behind that washed up buffoon? Trying to steer the whole story in another direction? Unacceptable! [...] It has become clear to me that the only way you will accept your proper role is for me to utterly crush you here and now. So I am going to murder your lowlife girlfriend, burn this ship and everyone on it to ash, and chop off your hand. BECAUSE '''THAT''' IS HOW THESE THINGS ARE '''DONE'''! And when you are off brooding and healing for our inevitable final duel, I want you to remember one thing: that you '''forced''' me to do this. Just like [[spoiler: Nale]] did."''
-->--'''General Tarquin''' neatly sums up his worldview.