Hahaha! Is somebody there? Somebody? Who said that? Don't play the innocent with me, you've known all along. Where are you? Follow the cold shiver running down your spine. I'm right here! (spins around to face the mirror) I don't understand. Did you think it was coincidce? So many good things all happening for you, all for you, Norman! (gulps down his whisky and throws the glass away) What do you want? To say what you won't, to do what you can't. To remove those in your way (holds up Daily Bugle) The board members. You killed them. We killed them! We? Remember, your little accident in the laboratory? Performance enhancers? Bingo. Me! Your greatest creation. Bringing you what you've always wanted. Power, beyond your wildest dreams, and it's only the beginning. There's only one who can stop us, or, imagine if he joined us? Hahahahaha!
—Norman Osborn/Green Goblin, Spider-Man
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Masters, I have done everything you asked. I have trained hard, I have become a father figure to my team, I've even turned my life into a biopic. But I seek more guidance.
Center Mirror Zlatan: Well, you have come to the right Zlatans.
Right Mirror Zlatan: Actually, I am the Right Zlatan.
Left Mirror Zlatan: It depends on which direction you're facing. From our perspective, I am the Right Zlatan.
Right Mirror Zlatan: Normal Zlatan is facing us, I am to his right, that makes me the Right Zlatan!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Please, Zlatans, please. I need to know how to prepare for my arrival next season at the Champions Mansion.
Center Mirror Zlatan: Why should Zlatan wait till next season to move in when Zlatan is ready now?
Right Mirror Zlatan: Do as Zlatan does best.
Left Mirror Zlatan: Get ahead of yourself.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Yeeeeeess.
