Aletheia Ondolire/Barnes
- (While disguised as Sir Travis Jonasen and infiltrating his home, Theia busts two lesbian guards) “Do I even need to ask for an excuse?” (The guards flee without realizing that their boss is a half-elf in disguise)
- (Gives an ugly (stolen) statue to Calypso the Sphinx) “It’s modern art.”
Arianella "Ari" Luanzan
- “I would generally rather avoid people with glowy red swords.”
- (As everyone is criticizing Ari's choices) "My sister doesn't deserve...doesn't deserve"
- "You"-Hope
Failarhen “Rhen” Miyatal
- “I think a date is when two people drink wine together”
Hope
- "Religion is… uh…. dumb.”
- (everyone trying to figure out who is going to give Aster the sex talk) “I can give him the religious sex talk.”
- “....so trust me when I say, none of us can trust each other” (rolls a nat 20 in Persuasion)
The DM
- (evil cackling)
Out of Character
- “No more nat 20s” -Kelsey
- “Ari’s arrogance taking a hit is like a barbarian taking a hit.” -Kelsey
- “Always great to play into the plans of the forces that shape the universe. By which I mean the DM.” -Emily
- "Oaths of celibacy are made to be broken." -Kat
- "Roll for friendship! Roll for friendship!" -Kat
