Quotes: The Ditherer

Onboard computer: This is your onboard computer system. We are about to crash. What do you want to do?
Stick person: Uh... umm... I can't decide.
Onboard computer: Do you want to crash?
Stick person: Well, not really.
Onboard computer: Then maybe you should steer.
Stick person: But I'm bad at that!
Onboard computer: Do you want to crash?
Stick person: Well, not really, it's just that...
(The stick person's car crashes.)

"How did I ever stand living like this, where everything I do is so bucking permanent?"
Twilight Sparkle, Hard Reset as Too Many Trees (with PTSD)

Thus, though we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays.
The Art of War, 2nd chapter: Waging War