"You're too late, Captain. The missile has already been launched. Who do you think shall command the Allied forces once Washington has been wiped from the map, eh? Comrade Stalin, perhaps? That fat, little Englishman with the face like a bulldog's read end?"
— Nazi general, The Ultimates
Bart Simpson: I guess you don't need it now, but... we had a plan too.
Roger Meyers, Jr.: Hey, great. Listen. Write it down and mail it to last week, when I might have cared.
— "The Day the Violence Died", The Simpsons
"Shit. Did I miss it?"
— Amos Burton, The Expanse ("Reload")
"'The Late Lord Frey' my father calls him. At the Trident, he didn't appear until the battle was done. Some men take their oaths more seriously than others."
— Catelyn Stark on Walder Frey, Game of Thrones
"You're late, you fucking dickheads! Go fuck another fish, asshole!"
—Christopher Smith, Peacemaker (2022)